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They’re Coming to Take the Muskbox Away. Ho Ho. Hee Hee. Ha Ha.

Posted On 02 Feb 2010 By Bad Kermit. Under: Broadcasters & Journalists, Cubs, Muskbox.
They’re Coming to Take the Muskbox Away. Ho Ho. Hee Hee. Ha Ha. It has finally happened. After reading the dumbest of the dumb questions submitted by Cubs fans to the Muskbox, her brain has finally snapped in twain. And now, they're coming to take her away to the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time, and she'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean ... Read More

And the Fourth Outfielder Is…Kosuke Fukudome?

Posted On 27 Jan 2010 By Bad Kermit. Under: Cubs, Transactions.
And the Fourth Outfielder Is…Kosuke Fukudome? Get ready for a bunch of amazingly stupid "X" jokes. If Xavier Nady can successfully turn his head and cough while Mark O'Neal is cupping his balls, he's going to be a Cub. Yes, that article contains the first of your stupid "X" jokes. Nady has had two Tommy John surgeries. As a position player. That's about ... Read More
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