Way back in 2002, the Cincinnati Reds revealed a slugger who was supposed to be Sosa- McGwire- and Bonds-esque in his ability to hit home runs. Despite his inability to draw walks, catch and throw a baseball, or either spell or pronounce the name "Willy," Wily Mo Pena was going to team up with Austin Kearns and Adam Dunn ... Read More
The Top 79 Cub Killers of My Time #31: Wily “Or Won’t He” Mo Pena
Posted On 08 Aug 2011 By Bad Kermit. Under: NL Central, The Top 79.
Way back in 2002, the Cincinnati Reds revealed a slugger who was supposed to be Sosa- McGwire- and Bonds-esque in his ability to hit home runs. Despite his inability to draw walks, catch and throw a baseball, or either spell or pronounce the name "Willy," Wily Mo Pena was going to team up with Austin Kearns and Adam Dunn ... Read More
The Top 79 Cub Killers of My Time #58: “Charles” Bronson “Has Chunks of Guys Like” Arroyo “In His Stool”
Posted On 02 Apr 2009 By Bad Kermit. Under: The Top 79.
If there's one thing I hate more than people who are famous just for being famous, it's already-famous people who try to be doubly famous for things at which they absolutely suck. Like Michael Jordan playing baseball. Or Shaquille O'Neal rapping. Or Russell Crowe acting. Number 58 of the Top 79 Cub Killers of My Time ... Read More
