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The Top 79 Cub Killers of My Time #1: Mike “Piece of” Schmidt

Posted On 03 Jan 2013 By Bad Kermit. Under: The Top 79.
The Top 79 Cub Killers of My Time #1: Mike “Piece of” Schmidt Finally, the T79 comes to a glorious end with a Hall of Famer. The idea behind the T79 was to pick out players who were at their best against the Cubs. A lot of these guys were schlubs who put up Hall of Fame numbers exclusively against the Cubs. Mike Schmidt put up Hall of Fame numbers against everyone in the MLB. Everyone except the Cubs. Against the Cubs, he put up numbers above and beyond the Hall of Fame. If there were a T79 Hall of Fame, Mike Schmidt would be the only person in it. He would be the only plaque on the wall. He would be the curator. He would tear your ticket when you walked in, and he would shush you in the library. All while wearing that damn, haunting mustache. Say hello, at long last, to the Top Cub Killer of My Time, Mike Schmidt.

The Top 79 Cub Killers of My Time #16: Bob “Why” Walk “When You Can RIDE THIS MUSTACHE?”

Posted On 27 Dec 2011 By Bad Kermit. Under: The Top 79.
The Top 79 Cub Killers of My Time #16: Bob “Why” Walk “When You Can RIDE THIS MUSTACHE?” Bob Walk made 259 starts in his 14-season MLB career, and took only four showers. Perhaps one for each loss he suffered against the Chicago Cubs. It wouldn't surprise any Cubs fan of the 1980s to know that Bob Walk has a World Series ring. Or that Bob Walk was an All-Star. It might surprise the rest of the world, though. Throughout the course of his career, Walk pitched better against the Chicago Cubs than he did against any other team in Major League Baseball, which is why he threw his way to #16 of the Top 79 Cub Killers of My Time.
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