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The Top 79 Cub Killers of My Time #15: Fernand-”iabl”-o Vina

Posted On 28 Dec 2011 By Bad Kermit. Under: The Top 79.
The Top 79 Cub Killers of My Time #15: Fernand-”iabl”-o Vina Here's a not-at-all-funny story of my life that has absolutely no payoff. In 2001, I was a starry-eyed high school teacher with two hundred dollars in my savings account, and not a care in the world. Including the educational futures of CHILDREN. In the midst of finals week, my brother-in-law called me on my Motorola i90c cellular phone (with push-to-talk functionality!) and asked if I wanted to go to the Cubs-Cardinals game at Wrigley Field that night. "But, brother-in-law," I said. "Surely, all of the tickets for tonight's game are sold out!"

Sweet Uncle Lou’s Friday Roundup: The “How Do You Like Us NOW?” Edition

Posted On 15 May 2009 By Sweet Uncle Lou. Under: Around the MLB, Cubs, Lou's Friday Roundup.
Sweet Uncle Lou’s Friday Roundup: The “How Do You Like Us NOW?” Edition You panicky little nerds. Do you feel better now that we're only a half game out of first place? Does it bring you joy to see us win four in a row? Are you wetting the roomy crotches of your pants after the bullpen actually managed to string together some outs? Are you ready to climb ... Read More
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