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The Top 79 Cub Killers of My Time #12: Richie “Looks Like He’s Never Had” Sexson

Posted On 12 Jan 2012 By Bad Kermit. Under: NL Central, The Top 79.
The Top 79 Cub Killers of My Time #12: Richie “Looks Like He’s Never Had” Sexson The early-2000s Milwaukee Brewers teams were absolutely terrible. From 2000-2003, the Brewers went 265-383, with a 106-loss season thrown into the mix. That is an abysmal .409 winning percentage. If you're a Cubs fan, and that surprises you, it's because the Brewers managed to go 32-31 against the Chicago Cubs during that same time period. In fact, the only team against whom the Brewers performed better was the Cincinnati Reds, against whom they went 34-32. The Brewers dominated Wrigley Field, winning 18 of 33 games on the road. They were the team version of a Cub killer in the early 2000s. Much of that anomalous record against the Cubs could be attributed to one man. One enormous, spindly, hideous tree of a man. The 12th-biggest Cub Killer of My Time. Richie Sexson.

The 2011 Cubs Season in Review. Horrible, Horrible Review.

Posted On 29 Sep 2011 By Bad Kermit. Under: Cubs.
The 2011 Cubs Season in Review.  Horrible, Horrible Review. The 2011 season ground to a merciful halt yesterday. In a beautiful display of symmetry, it ended much the same way it started, with Ryan Dempster walking everyone in the park, serving up a grand slam, and losing to a shitty team. In case you missed the past six months of baseball, the Cubs didn't make the playoffs ... Read More

The Top 79 Cub Killers of My Time #40: “The” Juan “That Got Away” Cruz

Posted On 13 Jul 2011 By Bad Kermit. Under: Ex-Cubs, The Top 79.
The Top 79 Cub Killers of My Time #40: “The” Juan “That Got Away” Cruz Before Angel Guzman was around to tempt Cubs fans with his seemingly-limitless potential and seemingly-glass musculoskeletal structure, a skinny kid from the Dominican Republic rocketed through the Cubs' minor league system. By the time he was 21 years old, Juan Cruz looked and pitched like an old wise man. Cruz teased Cubs fans in the spring with his ... Read More

Why?

Posted On 25 Jan 2011 By Bad Kermit. Under: Cubs, Ex-Cubs, Transactions.
Why? Also, did anyone realize that Todd Wellemeyer had a blog when he was a Cub? And he apparently discussed things like having to sneak on to a golf course. He must be the only man on earth TOO WHITE for golf. ... Read More

Sweet Uncle Lou’s Friday Roundup: The “.500 Again?” Edition

Posted On 10 Jul 2009 By Sweet Uncle Lou. Under: Around the MLB, Cubs, Lou's Friday Roundup.
Sweet Uncle Lou’s Friday Roundup: The “.500 Again?” Edition Hello, kids! I'm all giddy today, because I'm getting ready for our three-game sweep of the Cardinals, now that they lost THE MOST IMPORTANT PLAYER TO ANY TEAM IN MLB HISTORY. I hope you guys have picked a different Cardinals player to standing ovate this weekend. If you haven't, may I suggest Todd Wellemeyer? He "played ... Read More

Just When I Thought I Was Out, The Muskbag Pulls Me Back In.

Posted On 14 Oct 2008 By Bad Kermit. Under: Broadcasters & Journalists, Cubs.
Just When I Thought I Was Out, The Muskbag Pulls Me Back In. You finally get a Godfather quote and it's from Godfather III. How does THAT feel? Anyhow, I saw the Muskbag was back, and I couldn't let that aggression go unchecked. I noticed that Ryan Dempster is eligible to become a free agent this offseason. Are the Cubs going to re-sign him? Who else is eligible for free agency? -- Steve ... Read More

Magic Number Countdown: 11

Posted On 29 Sep 2008 By Bad Kermit. Under: Cubs, Postseason.
Magic Number Countdown: 11 11 more wins. That's all the Cubs need to collect to make the unthinkable thinkable and to set off what will be the most ridiculous party in the history of the city of Chicago. You know HJE has a plan to count this down in style. Below are my top eleven moments of the 2008 season (in ... Read More
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