At Long Last, Introducing Dishonorary B126er Milton “You Sank Our Battleship” Bradley
(Ed. Note: This post was all set to go up on Wednesday. And then Milton, in one of the most appropriately-timed tantrums of all time, decided to throw the good people of Chicago under the bus AGAIN. Thanks, Milton, for being the rule that proves that there is absolutely nothing exceptional about you.) The three-year [...]
Friday Night Fukudome: Bradley vs. Hundley
Milton Bradley plays baseball for a living. Yet, somehow, he is one of the unhappiest, most petulant assholes on the planet. And it’s all YOUR fault that he is. YOUR fault. Die, Milton, you son of a bitch. When you blame the fans you put yourself in some elite company, the case against whom is [...]
Sweet Uncle Lou’s Friday Roundup: A “Very Special Hundley” Edition
Fair warning. If you like Todd Hundley or any of the Hundley clan, you probably shouldn’t read the following story. Everyone still with me? Okay, good. I had to share this nugget sent in by a reader which- Well, I’ll just let the story speak for itself. Yesterday i went to the cubs game with [...]
Hitler Finds Out Aramis Ramirez is Hurt
Our good friend Hitler is back, and he’s not too happy to hear that Aramis Ramirez is hurt.
The Top 79 Cub Killers of My Time #59: “Cryin’” Ryan Klesko
I’m going to be honest here. Ryan Klesko didn’t particularly kill the Cubs any more than he did any other team. He didn’t rise to the occasion against Cub pitching. He didn’t perform well in Wrigley Field. In fact, Klesko was actually worse against the Cubs than his career averages suggest he should have been. [...]
What Would Happen if Yellon Wrote the B126?
I didn’t realize it was possible to rip off a parody of your own work, but some how Al Yellon has managed to do just that. A loyal Son of Jim Essian and former reader of the Boring Cubs Blog pointed out that Yellon has taken it upon himself to recreate the B126 using G-rated [...]
Sweet Uncle Lou’s Friday Roundup: The “Is the Regular Season Already Over?” Edition
First of all, thanks to TJ Brown for the picture. Secondly, holy crap. Is it really the end of September? It seems like just yesterday I was celebrating the birth of our country by firing explosives into the air and stuffing Lee Greenwood into a dumpster. Whaddya mean, “That WAS just yesterday”? Anyhow, it’s time [...]
Sweet Uncle Lou’s Friday Roundup: The “Someday is Today” Edition
First off, Kermit wanted me to let you know that he has the three most important Cubs songs that you need to know before the postseason starts posted in the sidebar now. I don’t even know what a sidebar is. Commie. You guys like how we gave the Brewers a scintilla of hope for a [...]
T79 #62: Howard Johnson “Hotel and Lodge”
This five-foot-eleven-inch, former third baseman is spacious, bright, and cheery. With convenient locations in Detroit, New York, Colorado, and Chicago, there is always availability at #62 on The Top 79 Cub Killers of My Time.
Is This the Worst Cubs Lineup Ever?
No, not this year’s. This one. We were having a conversation in the Shoutbox yesterday, and Section 242 was telling a story about a bachelor party he attended during which former Bull Jason Williams appeared and received a lap dance in front of his hot girlfriend. Anyhow, as part of the bachelor party, Section 242 [...]
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