Hire Jim Essian

Miss me, jerks? Yeah, I bet you did. Crying in your beers for the past couple weeks saying, "Uncle Lou! Uncle Lou! What did we do to deserve this quick playoff exit?" I don't have an answer for that, but if you're going to force me to say something, I'll go with masturbation. Anyhow, ... Read More

Every time I do my stomach the disservice of reliving the Cubs' three-game sweep at the hands of the mighty, mighty 84-78 Dodgers, one word keeps floating to the surface of bile in my throat. Pathetic. Just pathetic. The Cubs aren't a kicked dog. At least a kicked dog has a chance of putting up a fight. They're a ... Read More

I know your thoughts have already turned toward tomorrow night's early evening's late afternoon's NLDS showdown between the Dodgers and the Cubs, but please permit me a brief rant about Bud Selig's idiocy. I believe it was Sunday when I was listening to Pat and Ron on the radio, and Pat mentioned that on Saturday an unusual play had ... Read More

First off, Kermit wanted me to let you know that he has the three most important Cubs songs that you need to know before the postseason starts posted in the sidebar now. I don't even know what a sidebar is. Commie. You guys like how we gave the Brewers a scintilla of hope for a few innings ... Read More