I hate the Cardinals. I loathe the Cardinals. I abhor the Cardinals. I would rather wash Sarah Jessica Parker's feet than manage the Cardinals. I would rather lick a Wrigley trough. But instead, we'll just knock them out of the race this weekend, and I'll just do the Roundup today.
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Sweet Uncle Lou’s Friday Roundup: The “Time to Mercy-Kill the DeadBirds” Edition
Posted On 08 Aug 2008 By Sweet Uncle Lou. Under: Cubs, Lou's Friday Roundup.
I hate the Cardinals. I loathe the Cardinals. I abhor the Cardinals. I would rather wash Sarah Jessica Parker's feet than manage the Cardinals. I would rather lick a Wrigley trough. But instead, we'll just knock them out of the race this weekend, and I'll just do the Roundup today.
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HJE Presents…The Dumbest Muskbag Ever
Posted On 06 Aug 2008 By Bad Kermit. Under: Broadcasters & Journalists, Cubs.
Prepare to have your mind blown. This Muskbag is a Muskbag so astonishingly stupid. So incredibly ridiculous. So offensively bad, you very well may stop rooting for the Cubs. And you would be right to do so. There are, apparently, Cubs fans who inhabit the deepest, darkest, dumbest corners of this world. This one ... Read More
Scott Eyre hilarious – fat, lazy.
Posted On 01 Mar 2008 By Tonker. Under: Cubs, Skits, Spring Training.
As you may already have read in this morning's Daily Herald, Kosuke Fukudome was the "victim" of a "hilarious", "practical", "joke" yesterday, the perpetrator being none other than the prince of funny, the king of chortle, the sultan of fnarr fnarr - yes, the man whom Richard Pryor named as his biggest influence - the one, the only, Scott Eyre. ... Read More
