This week’s Muskbox accomplishes a nearly impossible feat. It’s unprecedented. An entire Muskbox passes without a single relevant question about an actual starting player on the Major League baseball club. How is that possible? Only the Muskbox knows for sure.
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
I was a little worried about Carrie after last week’s Muskbox. After all her talk about Milton Bradley, I assumed he had come to life and captured her, especially when we didn’t see her at Kitty O’Shea’s Friday night. But, sure enough, the Muskbox is too dumb to even realize it is mortal.
Monday, January 4, 2010
Since “everyone” on the “staff” at HJE has managed to achieve social perfection, “we” decided to (not really) ask for the New Year’s resolutions of your favorite Cubs (including new Cub Marlon Byrd). And your least favorite Cubs. And some other people.
Thursday, December 17, 2009
When last we left the Muskbox, it was pining over Ryan Theriot, praising Rudy Jaramillo, discussing the Unfrozen Caveman Outfielder, and blocking out billboards with her icy gaze. I’m pretty sure this week’s installment, on the other hand, is a subtle personals ad. Read on!
Monday, December 7, 2009
The last time we saw our good friend Hitler, he was upset about Kosuke Fukudome, was missing Sammy Sosa, and was looking forward to a 2009 season filled with Kerry Wood saves. The 2009 Winter Meetings begin today in Indianapolis, and Hitler just found out about them. What will happen when Hitler learns [...]
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
Yesterday was a glorious day if you’re a Cubs fan, a Notre Dame fan, and a fan of Chip Caray getting leprosy. I am all three of those. Charlie Weis’ removal as the head football coach at Notre Dame was expected, but Chip Caray’s dismissal from TBS was a pleasant surprise (thanks to [...]
Monday, November 30, 2009
I’m back from my little hiatus, and don’t you for one second think the fact that the Muskbox is a week old is going to stop me from fisking it. Because it won’t.
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
You are in for quite a treat, loyal Muskboxers. I am pretty certain that this week’s Muskbox contains the most long-winded narrative answer to ever pour from the bun-based pencil of Carrie herself.
Friday, October 2, 2009
Welcome to the merciful final weekend of the season. I can’t honestly recommend watching us finish up the season against a bad Diamondbacks team, so instead I’ll suggest that you pay attention to the only pennant race left. Kermit has made no secret of his unabashed love for the Minnesota Twins. I can hardly [...]
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
After a loooooong hiatus, the Muskbox has finally returned to half-answer all of your dumbest questions about the Cubs! The Muskbox is one of the few things that keeps me going during the offseason, so here’s hoping that this is the first in a streak of many successful and hilarious fall and winter Muskboxes.
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