Surely, you remember Preston Wilson. His hair was kinda- I don't know- brown. Well, not really brown. Oh, he's tall. Yeah. Kinda- kinda tall. Sorta tall. And he's always wearing- like- t-shirts. I mean, he's Preston. PRESTON. You know? Preston. Press-TONE! And he's the 29th biggest Cub ... Read More
The Top 79 Cub Killers of My Time #29: Preston “Wears T-Shirts…Sometimes” Wilson
Posted On 25 Aug 2011 By Bad Kermit. Under: The Top 79.
Surely, you remember Preston Wilson. His hair was kinda- I don't know- brown. Well, not really brown. Oh, he's tall. Yeah. Kinda- kinda tall. Sorta tall. And he's always wearing- like- t-shirts. I mean, he's Preston. PRESTON. You know? Preston. Press-TONE! And he's the 29th biggest Cub ... Read More
The Top 79 Cub Killers of My Time #50: Scott Downs “Syndrome”
Posted On 18 Mar 2010 By Bad Kermit. Under: Ex-Cubs, The Top 79.
If there's one thing that's absolutely infuriating about the Cubs, it's their mystifying inability to hit left-handed pitching. No, scratch that. If there's one thing that's absolutely infuriating about the Cubs, it's their 102-year championship drought. Number two is the other thing with the left-handers. A couple of offseasons ago, when Jim Hendry decided to make ... Read More
You Can’t Hide the Muskbox
Posted On 13 Apr 2009 By Bad Kermit. Under: Cubs, Muskbox.
Last week, the Muskbox came out on Thursday, presumably because Carrie knows that Fridays at HJE are Sweet Uncle Lou's time to shine. But you can't hide the Muskbox from me, Carrie. Especially since it's so stupid, it emits an odor. So, here we go.
Now that Jeff Samardzija has been sent to Triple-A Iowa, will he work ... Read More
