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Hire Tony LaRussa!

Posted On 08 Sep 2009 By Bad Kermit. Under: Around the MLB, Blogs You Shouldn't Read, Broadcasters & Journalists, Cubs.
Hire Tony LaRussa! No, not really. It's just our old pal David Kaplan at it again! Russ Kelly pointed out Kaplan's latest Cubs fix entitled, "The Cubs Need to Sign the #1 Free Agent This Winter." Hey, give Kaplan some credit for the headline. There isn't a single exclamation point in the entire thing. Sorry about the infrequency ... Read More

The Muskbox Runs, Fails to Hide, Answers One of Your Questions

Posted On 13 Jul 2009 By Bad Kermit. Under: Broadcasters & Journalists, Cubs, Muskbox.
The Muskbox Runs, Fails to Hide, Answers One of Your Questions Carrie, you clever little vixen. You took a long break from the Muskbox, only to have it spring up on a Thursday. I bet you thought I'd be too busy posting the Roundup, Skip's Comment of the Week, and the Friday Night Fukudome to fisk it. The Muskbox will never escape my watchful gaze. Don't you think Wells ... Read More

Do the Cubs Hate Ryan Dempster?

Posted On 23 Jun 2009 By Bad Kermit. Under: Cubs.
Do the Cubs Hate Ryan Dempster? Last week, I was worried that Ryan Dempster was developing Jason Marquis Disease. If you're unfamiliar with JMD, it occurs when you're a starting pitcher who gives up just enough runs for your team to lose. So, if the Cubs score 8, you're busy giving up 9. If they score 1, you just allowed a two-run homer. ... Read More

Friday Night Fukudome: Marshall vs. Wells

Posted On 15 May 2009 By Bad Kermit. Under: Cubs, Friday Night Fukudome.
Friday Night Fukudome: Marshall vs. Wells This week, Lou Piniella made the cryptic comment that Randy Wells will remain on the team after Carlos Zambrano returns, either in the bullpen or in the rotation. Once again, Sean Marshall appears to be the odd man out of the rotation. But if Wells is actually capable of being the fifth starter, Lou could move Marshall to ... Read More

Sweet Uncle Lou’s Friday Roundup: The “How Do You Like Us NOW?” Edition

Posted On 15 May 2009 By Sweet Uncle Lou. Under: Around the MLB, Cubs, Lou's Friday Roundup.
Sweet Uncle Lou’s Friday Roundup: The “How Do You Like Us NOW?” Edition You panicky little nerds. Do you feel better now that we're only a half game out of first place? Does it bring you joy to see us win four in a row? Are you wetting the roomy crotches of your pants after the bullpen actually managed to string together some outs? Are you ready to climb ... Read More

The Muskbox Gets Clutch

Posted On 13 May 2009 By Bad Kermit. Under: Cubs, Muskbox.
The Muskbox Gets Clutch You can just imagine my jubilation when I read the title to this week's Muskbox. "How Clutch is Theriot?" the Muskbox inquired. "THIS MANY!" Theriot responded, holding up three fingers on his right hand and one finger on his left hand. And that's how this Muskbox was born. I know Ryan Theriot has had some clutch hits recently, ... Read More

The Muskbox is Still Explaining How It Got Its Name

Posted On 24 Mar 2009 By Bad Kermit. Under: Broadcasters & Journalists, Cubs, Muskbox, Spring Training.
The Muskbox is Still Explaining How It Got Its Name How long has the Muskbag been back in Muskbox form? A couple of months? Why is this still at the top of every single one? The mailbag is back, but it's now the Inbox... Are there people out there so hopelessly confused that they can't find this column? Some Dipshit's Thoughts: I think I'll head to my favorite site, Cubs.com, to see ... Read More
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