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The Top 79 Cub Killers of My Time #42: Barry “My Heart at Cinergy Field” Larkin

Posted On 11 Jul 2011 By Bad Kermit. Under: The Top 79.
The Top 79 Cub Killers of My Time #42: Barry “My Heart at Cinergy Field” Larkin It's stupid that Barry Larkin isn't already in the MLB Hall of Fame while Ozzie Smith is. Larkin was one of the most dominant offensive shortstops over the course of a 19-year career spent entirely with the Reds. On his resume, Larkin can list 12 All Star game selections, 9 Silver Sluggers, 3 Gold Gloves, and an MVP. ... Read More

Oh NOOOOOOOOO!

Posted On 03 Dec 2010 By Bad Kermit. Under: Broadcasters & Journalists, Cubs.
Oh NOOOOOOOOO! I've poked a lot of fun at Ron Santo over the years, and I don't regret it. As a broadcaster, he went from homeristic and bad to whiny and totally unlistenable. His Hall of Fame self-campaign was shameless and embarrassing. He gave the fans who believe in a curse an excuse to continue saying stupid things like, ... Read More

Sweet Uncle Lou’s Friday Roundup: The “Vote For Maddux” Edition

Posted On 21 Aug 2009 By Sweet Uncle Lou. Under: Around the MLB, Cubs, Lou's Friday Roundup.
Sweet Uncle Lou’s Friday Roundup: The “Vote For Maddux” Edition No, not that Maddux. He's not going to need your votes. Kermit's dog Maddux is in a "cutest dog" competition. The site is most likely bullshit, but vote, anyhow, because Kermit likes to win things, even when the wins are made-up and he had nothing to do with the victory. Roundup tips, as always, are appreciated. Speaking ... Read More

Turns Out it IS Possible to Make Sunday Night Baseball Worse

Posted On 22 Jan 2009 By Bad Kermit. Under: Around the MLB, Broadcasters & Journalists, Skits.
Turns Out it IS Possible to Make Sunday Night Baseball Worse Just when you thought ESPN's Sunday Night Baseball couldn't get any worse, it does. ESPN has announced that Jon Miller and Joe Morgan will be joined by FORMER GENERAL MANAGER OF THE NEW YORK METS, Steve Phillips (thanks to Zach for the link). It has long baffled me that ESPN plays up Phillips' former job. He got ... Read More

Party Like It’s 1989

Posted On 04 Aug 2008 By Mike D.. Under: Cubs.
Party Like It’s 1989 Thanks to Reed Johnson's stunning pinch-hit home run yesterday (which still ranks behind this game as his most stunning home run), the Cubs moved to 22 games over the .500 for the first time since nineteen eighty nine. Courtesy of Wikipedia, here are some interesting things that were going on in the world the last time the Cubs reached these heights: George ... Read More
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