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Sweet Uncle Lou’s Friday Roundup: The “Let’s Blame Chicago” Edition

Friday, March 12, 2010

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I would have liked to have had the Roundup done earlier, and I wish I would have made it funnier, but was up all night responding to the hate mail I get from stupid CHICAGO. Thank you, as always, for your tips from around the interweb. Your best bet is to deliver them [...]

Turns Out, Ozzie Doesn’t Have an Accent; He Really Doesn’t Understand English

Thursday, February 25, 2010

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At long last, social networking has paid off. Ozzie Guillen has a Twitter feed. It’s just as enlightening as you could expect it to be with tweets like, “what I saw on the field today was a lot of grass…” But what truly amazed me was that Guillen actually truly doesn’t understand [...]

Tonight Is Must-Watch Baseball

Thursday, October 29, 2009

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I don’t have too much interest in the World Series this year. The Phillies were just in it last year, and it feels like the Yankees are always in it, even when they aren’t. But I will be tuning in to Game Two of the World Series tonight. Long time Yankee nemesis [...]

Sweet Uncle Lou’s Friday Roundup: The “Touch Your Helmet Not Once, Not Twice, But Thrice for a Curveball” Edition

Friday, October 2, 2009

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Welcome to the merciful final weekend of the season. I can’t honestly recommend watching us finish up the season against a bad Diamondbacks team, so instead I’ll suggest that you pay attention to the only pennant race left. Kermit has made no secret of his unabashed love for the Minnesota Twins. I can hardly [...]

Fixing the Cubs the Phil Rogers Way

Monday, June 29, 2009

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Quick. What’s the dumbest thing you’ve ever thought? Was it something like, “Man, The Matrix is really deep,” or “Green Day’s music really speaks to me”? When you thought it, did you immediately feel shame and embarrassment for the idea even entering your mind? Or did you blurt out what you [...]

Sweet Uncle Lou’s Friday Roundup: The “Mmm…Doughnut Day” Edition

Friday, June 5, 2009

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I hope you idiots didn’t forget that today is National Doughnut Day, so make sure you thank those great men and women who fought in the Doughnut Wars. I was a bit hungover under the weather earlier, so I apologize for the late Roundup. I sure hope you didn’t get any work done [...]

Sweet Uncle Lou’s Friday Roundup: The “Thank Good It’s Friday” Edition

Friday, April 10, 2009

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So, wait, you Catholics are forced to eat meat now, right? Or you have do drink blood, or something? Well, whatever you have to do, have fun doing it. Mike D. sent me this picture of our cars getting dropped off at Wrigley. I’m not sure why they needed a truck. [...]

Sweet Uncle Lou’s Friday Roundup: The “At Least the Defense is Solid” Edition

Friday, March 6, 2009

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So help me God, until yesterday, I had absolutely no clue that Luis Rivas was on the team. I tried to write “Divas” on the lineup card, and this little twerp runs out there to play. Oh, well. I’ll let the little guy hang out until we sign, like, Jose Offerman, or [...]

Sweet Uncle Lou’s Friday Roundup: The “What We’ve Learned So Far” Edition

Friday, February 27, 2009

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Hey, stupids. This week’s Friday Roundup is going to go CRAZY and have a theme. What have we learned from two Spring Training games?

Sweet Uncle Lou’s Friday Roundup: The “Maddux” Edition

Friday, December 12, 2008

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There aren’t a whole lot of things you can say about Greg Maddux which Kermit didn’t already say. But this Roundup is going to be dedicated to the Ph.D. of pitchers, anyhow. Thanks for all of the memories, Greg. Here’s the Roundup:

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