Before you didn't watch A.J. Pierzynski cheat the White Sox into the 2005 World Series, there was probably already something in your gut that made you hate him. Your gut was absolutely right. The nicest thing that fellow asshole Ozzie Guillen could say about Pierzynski is, "If you play against him, you hate him. If you play with him, you hate him a little less." For one thing, I didn't know assholes could smell their own. For a second thing, there is no way Ozzie Guillen said that as eloquently as that quote is written. For yet another thing, when even OZZIE GUILLEN thinks you're an asshole, it's time to take some serious stock of your life. Though Pierzynski's numbers against the Cubs have dropped in the last few years, I have no qualms about placing the infuriating mullet of A.J. Pierzynski at #7 of the Top 79 Cub Killers of My Time.
The Top 79 Cub Killers of My Time #7: “You Can Call Me” A. “Or You Can Call Me” J. Pierzynski
Posted On 06 Feb 2012 By Bad Kermit. Under: Around the MLB, Featured, The Top 79.
Before you didn't watch A.J. Pierzynski cheat the White Sox into the 2005 World Series, there was probably already something in your gut that made you hate him. Your gut was absolutely right. The nicest thing that fellow asshole Ozzie Guillen could say about Pierzynski is, "If you play against him, you hate him. If you play with him, you hate him a little less." For one thing, I didn't know assholes could smell their own. For a second thing, there is no way Ozzie Guillen said that as eloquently as that quote is written. For yet another thing, when even OZZIE GUILLEN thinks you're an asshole, it's time to take some serious stock of your life. Though Pierzynski's numbers against the Cubs have dropped in the last few years, I have no qualms about placing the infuriating mullet of A.J. Pierzynski at #7 of the Top 79 Cub Killers of My Time.
The Muskbox is Ready to Get Back on Track
Posted On 18 Oct 2011 By Bad Kermit. Under: Broadcasters & Journalists, Cubs, Muskbox.
The Muskbox rarely promises things to us commoners. All we're guaranteed is the occasional laugh, the frequent facepalm, and the knowledge of new places across the globe like...Terre Haute? But this week's Muskbox brings the promise of more frequent Muskboxes! It's the gift that keeps on giving, even when you desperately wish it would stop so you ... Read More
The Muskbox CATCHES HELL!
Posted On 10 Oct 2011 By Bad Kermit. Under: Broadcasters & Journalists, Cubs, Muskbox.
I haven't had the opportunity to watch Catching Hell, the horrible documentary on Steve Bartman. I feel obligated to do so, despite the fact that I've seen the infamous play more times than I've seen The Big Lebowski. Which is to say, a lot of times. Bartman has been through a lot, which is why it was ... Read More
The 2011 Cubs Season in Review. Horrible, Horrible Review.
Posted On 29 Sep 2011 By Bad Kermit. Under: Cubs.
The 2011 season ground to a merciful halt yesterday. In a beautiful display of symmetry, it ended much the same way it started, with Ryan Dempster walking everyone in the park, serving up a grand slam, and losing to a shitty team. In case you missed the past six months of baseball, the Cubs didn't make the playoffs ... Read More
The Ozzie Guillen Article Phil Rogers Wishes He Wrote
Posted On 27 Sep 2011 By Bad Kermit. Under: Around the MLB.
Throughout the course of his 22 seasons as manager of the Chicago White Sox, Ozzie Guillen was a lot of things to a lot of people. Pariah. Messiah. Leader. Follower. Goat. Venezuelan. Understandable. Misunderstood. Controversial. Christ-like. Winner. Loser. Friend. Roman. Countryman. Healer. Not-stop-believer. ... Read More
Uncle Mike’s Friday BROWSing: The “Eight is Enough” Edition
Posted On 10 Jun 2011 By Bad Kermit. Under: Mike's Friday BROWSing.
Well now our tiny little eight-game hiccup is over, we're ready to right the ship and start beating up on some of the patsies in this league like the- Phillies? Goll durnit.
Your tips are more appreciated than missing Roy Halladay in this series. Wait. We have to face him?
SIGH.
Bryce Harper is a colossal douche.
I was woefully ... Read More
Uncle Mike’s Friday BROWSing: The “Whose Balls Will Get Kissed When They Drop? No, Wait” Edition
Posted On 31 Dec 2010 By Uncle Mike. Under: Cubs, Mike's Friday BROWSing.
Happy New Year, folks. If you're at work on New Year's Eve, the least I can do for you is absolutely nothing. But I'll do slightly better than that and give you a light BROWSing. I hope you already have your resolutions in order. I resolve to read and cherish each and every one of your ... Read More
Sweet Uncle Lou’s Friday Roundup: The “Can We Score More than the U.S. World Cup Team?” Edition
Posted On 18 Jun 2010 By Sweet Uncle Lou. Under: Cubs, Lou's Friday Roundup.
Now that some of the Blackhawks hysteria has worn off, it's time to focus on America's pastime. THE WORLD CUP! Unless you'd rather be watching Ryan Theriot lead off, you should probably get on the soccer bandwagon. USA! USA! USA! Your blue-blooded American tips can be sent here. Some of those tips end ... Read More
Let’s Talk About How Much We Hate Steve Stone
Posted On 14 Jun 2010 By Bad Kermit. Under: Around the MLB, Broadcasters & Journalists, Ex-Cubs.
When I was growing up watching Cubs games with Harry Caray and Steve Stone in the booth, I'm ashamed to admit that I honestly thought Stone was a baseball genius. It blew my mind that Stone could prognosticate which pitch would be thrown in a certain situation or whether or not a batter would try to steal a base. ... Read More
Friday Night Fukudome: Guillen vs. Pierzynski
Posted On 11 Jun 2010 By Bad Kermit. Under: Cubs, Friday Night Fukudome.
With the Crosstown Classic in full crappy swing, there are plenty of hateworthy Sox players in town. Which leads us to our Fukudome.
VS.
Ozzie Guillen
A.J. Pierzynski
... Read More
