Every time I do my stomach the disservice of reliving the Cubs' three-game sweep at the hands of the mighty, mighty 84-78 Dodgers, one word keeps floating to the surface of bile in my throat.
Pathetic.
Just pathetic. The Cubs aren't a kicked dog. At least a kicked dog has a chance of putting up a fight. They're a ... Read More
Not With a Bang, But a Whimper…Again
Posted On 07 Oct 2008 By Bad Kermit. Under: Cubs, Postseason.
Every time I do my stomach the disservice of reliving the Cubs' three-game sweep at the hands of the mighty, mighty 84-78 Dodgers, one word keeps floating to the surface of bile in my throat.
Pathetic.
Just pathetic. The Cubs aren't a kicked dog. At least a kicked dog has a chance of putting up a fight. They're a ... Read More
A Comedy of Eras
Posted On 03 Oct 2008 By Bad Kermit. Under: Cubs, Postseason.
Oh, Dick Stockton. You and your horrible enunciation. You guys know I don't EVER use hyperbole, but the first two games of this series ARE THE WORST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED. But, you want some positives? Here you go:
Carlos Zambrano was really good Thursday night.
Rich Harden and Ted Lilly are by far the best 3-4 ... Read More
Open Mic Night at Wrigley
Posted On 02 Oct 2008 By Bad Kermit. Under: Cubs, Postseason.
In spring training, Ryan Dempster guaranteed that he would win the World Series. The Spanish word for "he would win" is ganaría. That's pronounced "gonorrhea," which I'm pretty sure I have after watching last night's Cubs-Dodgers game. Think I went pretty far for a joke with very little payoff? You should, because I did. And ... Read More
A Yankee Fan Predicts the Cubs-Dodgers NLDS
Posted On 01 Oct 2008 By Bad Kermit. Under: Cubs, Postseason, Skits.
Just when you thought the Yankees' elimination from the 2008 postseason would be the end of Yankees talk for the year, some idiot writes this idiocy. It's time to face reality. Win. Lose. Tear their stadium down brick by dingy brick. There is no escaping the Yankees. I, for one, welcome our Yankee overlords ... Read More
