So help me God, for my entire childhood I thought Lenny Dykstra had no teeth. The guy's mouth was blacker than a kid with braces eating Oreos. I did know one thing, though. I knew that every time "Nails" came up against the Cubs, he was going to be a huge pain in the ass for whichever ... Read More
T79 #60: Lenny “Bull” Dykstra
Posted On 16 Mar 2009 By Bad Kermit. Under: The Top 79.
So help me God, for my entire childhood I thought Lenny Dykstra had no teeth. The guy's mouth was blacker than a kid with braces eating Oreos. I did know one thing, though. I knew that every time "Nails" came up against the Cubs, he was going to be a huge pain in the ass for whichever ... Read More
Mitchell Report Proves Stupidity of Ballplayers, Fans
Posted On 17 Dec 2007 By Bad Kermit. Under: Around the MLB.
Now that you've had the weekend to read, highlight, and understand the 400+ page Mitchell Report, you might be thinking that it proves something. It certainly does. It proves that there are a lot of incredibly stupid baseball players out there, and there are even stupider fans.
As to the players, how stupid do you have to be to ... Read More
Sweet Uncle Lou’s Friday Roundup: The “Steroids Don’t Work Very Well” Edition
Posted On 14 Dec 2007 By Sweet Uncle Lou. Under: Cubs, Lou's Friday Roundup.
If you were playing at home, the answer was a bunch of shitty players with a needle in the bathroom stall. Marvin Benard? Randy Velarde? Tim Laker? Gregg Zaun? Jerry Hairston, Jr.? Todd Pratt? Kent Mercker? These are the names we've been waiting over a year to read? Come on! ... Read More
The Running “Mock the Mitchell Report Players” Thread
Posted On 13 Dec 2007 By Bad Kermit. Under: Around the MLB.
We might as well have a running thread during the day to keep you apprised as to the names which have been named in the Mitchell Report. So far, two of my least favorite players in baseball are on the list. Yay! Please feel free to help me keep track in the comments. I'll update the ... Read More
