It's Tax Day, and I'm having a shitty one. What better time to turn my glower to this week's Muskbox? None. None better time. Get your Tyler Colvin boners out, because they're about to get a rubdown.
Why did the Cubs sign Marlon Byrd?
To play center field. Next question, asshole.
They have Tyler Colvin, who is big ... Read More
The Muskbox Somehow Makes Tax Day Worse
Posted On 15 Apr 2010 By Bad Kermit. Under: Broadcasters & Journalists, Cubs, Muskbox.
It's Tax Day, and I'm having a shitty one. What better time to turn my glower to this week's Muskbox? None. None better time. Get your Tyler Colvin boners out, because they're about to get a rubdown.
Why did the Cubs sign Marlon Byrd?
To play center field. Next question, asshole.
They have Tyler Colvin, who is big ... Read More
Sweet Uncle Lou’s Friday Roundup: The “Let’s Blame Chicago” Edition
Posted On 12 Mar 2010 By Sweet Uncle Lou. Under: Lou's Friday Roundup.
I would have liked to have had the Roundup done earlier, and I wish I would have made it funnier, but was up all night responding to the hate mail I get from stupid CHICAGO. Thank you, as always, for your tips from around the interweb. Your best bet is to deliver them here. Lord knows if ... Read More
Sweet Uncle Lou’s Friday Roundup: The “Fat Friday” Edition
Posted On 19 Feb 2010 By Sweet Uncle Lou. Under: Cubs, Lou's Friday Roundup.
Happy belated Mardi Gras, dough boys! I'm sure you enjoyed the one time of year you might actually see breasts other than your own. As always, SHOW YOUR TIPS! Thanks to those who already have.
On three. Ready? One. Two. Three. DOOOOOOOM!!!!
No, seriously. DOOM.
If you're interested in following Spring Training more closely, ... Read More
Dolan Penetrates the Muskbox
Posted On 06 May 2009 By Guest. Under: Cubs, Muskbox.
As a favor to me, and because he's secretly in love with Carrie Muskat, Andy Dolan of Desipio takes his swings at the dumbest Q&A this side of Dave Kaplan's show. This week's Muskbox will be covered in due time.
Last week, the Kerms were in lovely Mexico where they routinely vacation. They go there for two reasons. ... Read More
Sweet Uncle Lou’s Friday Roundup: The “Thank Good It’s Friday” Edition
Posted On 10 Apr 2009 By Sweet Uncle Lou. Under: Around the MLB, Cubs, Lou's Friday Roundup.
So, wait, you Catholics are forced to eat meat now, right? Or you have do drink blood, or something? Well, whatever you have to do, have fun doing it. Mike D. sent me this picture of our cars getting dropped off at Wrigley. I'm not sure why they needed a truck. They should have just ... Read More
How to Break a 97-Win Team
Posted On 22 Oct 2008 By Bad Kermit. Under: Blogs You Shouldn't Read, Cubs, Transactions.
The only time I read Bleed Cubbie Blue is when someone on Desipio links it. For someone on Desipio to link it, the writing must be worse than normal. So when I saw a link to the hilariously stupid "Building A Cubs Champion: Introducing Your 2009 Chicago Cubs" I had to click it. I now fully understand ... Read More
Muskbaggery
Posted On 09 Sep 2008 By Bad Kermit. Under: Broadcasters & Journalists, Cubs.
This week's Muskbag is chock full of personal questions, propositions, and SAM FULD. Hurray!
Why does Lou Piniella keep using Bob Howry in close situations? Howry has been bad all year. He currently has a 5.54 ERA and a 1.42 WHIP, and he's already given up more home runs than in any other season.
-- Red W., New York, N.Y.
And now ... Read More
