The 2011 season ground to a merciful halt yesterday. In a beautiful display of symmetry, it ended much the same way it started, with Ryan Dempster walking everyone in the park, serving up a grand slam, and losing to a shitty team. In case you missed the past six months of baseball, the Cubs didn't make the playoffs ... Read More
The 2011 Cubs Season in Review. Horrible, Horrible Review.
Posted On 29 Sep 2011 By Bad Kermit. Under: Cubs.
The 2011 season ground to a merciful halt yesterday. In a beautiful display of symmetry, it ended much the same way it started, with Ryan Dempster walking everyone in the park, serving up a grand slam, and losing to a shitty team. In case you missed the past six months of baseball, the Cubs didn't make the playoffs ... Read More
Friday Night Fukudome: Lee vs. Ramirez
Posted On 19 Aug 2011 By Bad Kermit. Under: Cubs, Ex-Cubs, Friday Night Fukudome.
Well, it's still Jim Hendry day, and old Jim made a few good moves during his time. No question, however, the two best moves he made were (1) trading Bobby Hill, Matt (hee hee!) Bruback, and Jose Hernandez to the Pittsburgh Pirates for Aramis Ramirez and Kenny Lofton; and (2) trading Hee Seop Choi to the Florida Marlins for ... Read More
Friday Night Fukudome: Campana vs. Colvin
Posted On 05 Aug 2011 By Bad Kermit. Under: Friday Night Fukudome.
Your two favorite terrible Iowa Cubs both hit home runs today. Tony Campana's was an inside-the-park scamper for his first (and almost definitely last) career home run. Tyler Colvin's was a shot to right field that came just moments after Bob Brenly was saying he hoped Colvin would hit a bomb. Let's Fukudome these bastards.
VS.
Tony Campana
Tyler Colvin
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MEMORIAL Friday Night Fukudome: Floyd vs. Fukudome
Posted On 29 Jul 2011 By Bad Kermit. Under: Ex-Cubs, Friday Night Fukudome.
It's a sad night for the Friday Night Fukudome. This is the first night since the inception of the Fukudome that Kosuke Fukudome is not a Cub. Though the Fukudome will live on, the other Fukudome is now forced to commit seppuku. SAD. All you dopes that were crying for Tyler Colvin, well- Be careful ... Read More
The Muskbox Makes up for Unanswered Questions by Answering the Same One Twice
Posted On 24 May 2011 By Bad Kermit. Under: Broadcasters & Journalists, Cubs, Muskbox.
It's an unprecedented week for the Muskbox. For once, there are more answers than questions. More tit than tat. More John Grabow jokes than zero. And, most importantly, injury reports!
It's everything you dreamed the Muskbox could be before you woke up in a cold sweat, terrified that you're dreaming about the Muskbox. It's the culmination ... Read More
Friday Night Fukudome: Bradley vs. Silva
Posted On 04 Mar 2011 By Bad Kermit. Under: Cubs, Ex-Cubs, Friday Night Fukudome.
It's been a long time, folks. I've missed you. And, okay, this SEEMS like a no-brainer. We're revisiting the Silva-Bradley trade. Shit has happened. It's a little bit later. Milton Bradley whipped a glass at a girl's face, which is just about the most-unacceptable thing a human man can do. However, Carlos Silva ... Read More
We Interrupt Making Fun of Gordon to Make Fun of the Muskbox
Posted On 20 Jan 2011 By Bad Kermit. Under: Broadcasters & Journalists, Cubs, Muskbox.
Returning to the Muskbox after a long weekend of making fun of Gordon Wittenmyer makes me realize what's really important in life. And that's knowing that, no matter how many Matchbox cars I shove up my nose, I will never be the stupidest Cub fan on this green-and-blue marble we call Earth. Especially not with Gordon still out there. Okay, ... Read More
Friday Night Fukudome: Custom-Made Jerseys vs. Sweatpants
Posted On 14 Jan 2011 By Bad Kermit. Under: Friday Night Fukudome.
By the time you're reading this, I'll be pre-gaming the Cubs Convention with Dolan and TDubbs. God, that's sad. Anyhow, two things of note in this week's FNF. First, it's surprisingly difficult to find a picture of a fat guy in sweatpants on the internet, so I spared your eyes and gave you a Friday night treat. ... Read More
Friday Night Fukudome: Garza vs. Pena
Posted On 09 Jan 2011 By Bad Kermit. Under: Cubs, Friday Night Fukudome.
No, you're not freaking out. It's Sunday night. Deal with it. It's a simple FNF this week. Except, of course, for the inherent complexity of it being posted on Sunday night.
VS.
Matt Garza
Carlos Pena
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Deciphering a Yahoo Comment: Or, “How I Wasted My Entire Afternoon”
Posted On 06 Jan 2011 By Bad Kermit. Under: Around the MLB, Cubs, Transactions.
This afternoon Pre brought to my attention a little bit of oddness from Yahoo. In a post regarding the potential of a Matt Garza trade to the Cubs, "Louis" had some unkind words for Jim Hendry.
I have said it before and I will say it again... Until Jim Hendry is fired and a real gm is hired the cubs ... Read More
