On Carl Everett's perfectly-flat planet, Kevin Mitchell is President of Earth, The New Girl is a great idea for a sitcom, and the Chicago Cubs are perennial World Series contenders. Oh, yeah, and dinosaurs didn't exist because God didn't mention them when he wrote the Bible. And God isn't a liar, idiot. Or should I say, "God isn't a liar, paleontologist?" Perhaps the reason Kenny Williams traded twenty-three players for Carl Everett is because Everett is #4 on the Top 79 Cub Killers of My Time.
The Top 79 Cub Killers of My Time #4: Carl Everett “Lution Is Just a Theory”
Posted On 21 Mar 2012 By Bad Kermit. Under: Around the MLB, The Top 79.
On Carl Everett's perfectly-flat planet, Kevin Mitchell is President of Earth, The New Girl is a great idea for a sitcom, and the Chicago Cubs are perennial World Series contenders. Oh, yeah, and dinosaurs didn't exist because God didn't mention them when he wrote the Bible. And God isn't a liar, idiot. Or should I say, "God isn't a liar, paleontologist?" Perhaps the reason Kenny Williams traded twenty-three players for Carl Everett is because Everett is #4 on the Top 79 Cub Killers of My Time.
Friday Night Fukudome: Hendry vs. Williams
Posted On 06 Nov 2009 By Bad Kermit. Under: Cubs, Friday Night Fukudome.
The offseason has officially begun. As we wait in fear of how Jim Hendry can make the 2010 version of the Cubs worse than the 2009 version, White Sox fans are likely doing the same. Kenny Williams has taken an early lead on head-scratching moves, officially trading for Mark Teahen today. So, let's put our beloved Chicago ... Read More
Congratulations, Jim. You’re Dumber Than Kenny
Posted On 01 Sep 2009 By Bad Kermit. Under: Cubs, Transactions.
Oh, Jim Hendry. For a guy with what appears to be the correct number of chromosomes, you sure don't understand baseball very well. Here we are on September 1st and, just as I suspected, you are still pretending that your mediocre team can make the postseason. In case you were wondering, Jim, Baseball Prospectus has you at ... Read More
