Hire Jim Essian

I was thinking yesterday about some embarrassing moments I've had during my life as a Cubs fan. Then, I got depressed, and tried to narrow it down to only those embarrassing moments actually related to my Cubs fandom. There are a lot. I've been naive. I've been foolishly loyal. I've been blind to the team's ... Read More

Rumor has it (and thanks to Oleg for the tip) that the Cubs are about to sign former Devil Ray and former Kansas City Royal outfielder Joey Gathright. He's fast, and he can catch the ball, so the signing would make sense for, say, the Bears. But he can't hit. Like, at all. Unless you count ... Read More