Judd Sirott

What Theo REALLY Needs to Know 5

At long last, Theo Epstein and Jed Hoyer are officially official, and you can stop worrying that the Cubs would discover some way to screw up their hiring. The MLB can also stop worrying that the “contentious negotiations” between the Cubs and the Red Sox was distracting everyone from watching […]

WORLDS COLLIDE as the Inbox Mentions the Muskbox 9

You know that old adage, “If you can’t laugh at yourself, then you suck”? I have to give credit to Carrie for not sucking today. (HT: James) Good one, Carrie. We’re one step closing to you fisking one of the Muskboxes, and then I’ll have to fisk that, and we’ll […]

2009 Cubs Firsts 17

I have to admit, I’m a sucker for the “first of the year” list that is always released right after Opening Day. You know, the one that says who had the first RBI, who had the first home run, and who was the most-recent high-priced pitcher to whither under the […]

Your 2009 Cubs Drinking Game 17

Opening Day is finally here. Since you’re all jobless losers, I assume you’re going to be out drinking and watching the game tonight. And what’s more fun than watching baseball and drinking? Why, watching baseball and BINGE drinking, of course! With that, here is your 2009 version of the Cubs […]