Von Hayes' parents were total dicks. Not only did they choose the first name "Von," but they went with the sum total of "Von Francis Hayes." Maybe that's why Hayes was filled with such vengeance. The career .267 hitter had a built-up fierceness in his blood. The beast within came out nearly every time Hayes played ... Read More
The Top 79 Cub Killers of My Time #32: “Ludwig” Von Hayes
Posted On 04 Aug 2011 By Bad Kermit. Under: The Top 79.
Von Hayes' parents were total dicks. Not only did they choose the first name "Von," but they went with the sum total of "Von Francis Hayes." Maybe that's why Hayes was filled with such vengeance. The career .267 hitter had a built-up fierceness in his blood. The beast within came out nearly every time Hayes played ... Read More
T79 #60: Lenny “Bull” Dykstra
Posted On 16 Mar 2009 By Bad Kermit. Under: The Top 79.
So help me God, for my entire childhood I thought Lenny Dykstra had no teeth. The guy's mouth was blacker than a kid with braces eating Oreos. I did know one thing, though. I knew that every time "Nails" came up against the Cubs, he was going to be a huge pain in the ass for whichever ... Read More
