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The Muskbox Hasn’t Yet Learned of Theriot’s Cardinalism

Posted On 01 Dec 2010 By Bad Kermit. Under: Broadcasters & Journalists, Cubs, Muskbox.
The Muskbox Hasn’t Yet Learned of Theriot’s Cardinalism This week's Muskbox sadly came out just before Ryan Theriot was traded to the Cardinals, natural enemies of the Cub. But that's okay. I suspect that next week's Muskbox is going to be absolutely epic in its garment-rending. But fisking duty calls. Marlon Byrd was awesome in center field this year. Did he get any votes for a ... Read More

The Muskbox Returneth to the Relevance It’s Always Enjoyed

Posted On 09 Aug 2010 By Bad Kermit. Under: Broadcasters & Journalists, Cubs, Muskbox.
The Muskbox Returneth to the Relevance It’s Always Enjoyed There's no slumpbuster like a Muskbox slumpbuster. Thanks to the idiocy of people who read Cubs.com and the continued nightmare that is the 2010 edition of the Chicago Cubs, the Muskbox continues to shine. In this week's Muskbox, a guy from Valparaiso asks about a player from Valparaiso, an Iowan is sick of watching Darwin Barney play in ... Read More

Sweet Uncle Lou’s Friday Roundup: The “Undefeated in the Second Half!” Edition

Posted On 16 Jul 2010 By Sweet Uncle Lou. Under: Lou's Friday Roundup.
Sweet Uncle Lou’s Friday Roundup: The “Undefeated in the Second Half!” Edition Hey, Marlon Byrd survived the All-Star Game, and Joey Votto is somehow pissed about that. I'll tell you who DIDN'T survive the All-Star Game. George Steinbrenner. Seriously, he didn't. Tips, as always, are wrapped in swaddling clothing and raised as my own. Roundup time. There are many ways to ruin a relationship. Just ask Anita. ... Read More

It’s the Goocher!

Posted On 22 Apr 2009 By Bad Kermit. Under: Cubs, Recaps.
It’s the Goocher! I've been at some strange Cubs games in my life. I was at the game in 2000 against the Dodgers when some enterprising Cubs fan nearly incited a riot by swiping the hat off the head of Chad Kreuter while Kreuter was seated in the Dodger bullpen. I was at the game against the Rockies in 2001 when ... Read More

How to Break a 97-Win Team

Posted On 22 Oct 2008 By Bad Kermit. Under: Blogs You Shouldn't Read, Cubs, Transactions.
How to Break a 97-Win Team The only time I read Bleed Cubbie Blue is when someone on Desipio links it. For someone on Desipio to link it, the writing must be worse than normal. So when I saw a link to the hilariously stupid "Building A Cubs Champion: Introducing Your 2009 Chicago Cubs" I had to click it. I now fully understand ... Read More
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