The Muskbox Somehow Makes Tax Day Worse
It’s Tax Day, and I’m having a shitty one. What better time to turn my glower to this week’s Muskbox? None. None better time. Get your Tyler Colvin boners out, because they’re about to get a rubdown.
If You Don’t Believe in the Muskbox Hard Enough, It Will Die
You can’t make up the explanation for the return of the Muskbox. More than a few Cubs fans in Southern California said they missed the Inbox, and so did several e-mailers, so it’s back. Well, thanks a LOT, California. You already gave us USC, horrible earthquakes, The Hills, and a cyborg governor who took the [...]
When is it Safe to Change the Channel?
Well, last night’s game sucked. As did Sunday’s. As did Friday’s. There have been a lot of games this season which have been painful, boring, or flat-out terrible to watch. Last night, I had my fill of Cubs baseball by about the fifth inning. I noticed that Star Wars was on Spike TV, so I [...]
Friday Night Fukudome: Bradley vs. Cutler
First, congratulations to the Chicago Blackhawks for clinching their first playoff appearance since 2002. Good luck, guys. As Jay Cutler Day in Chicago winds to a close, I’m reminded of the other newly-arrived stud Chicago athlete, Milton Bradley. Both guys are cocky, both are surly, and both are athletic freaks of nature. With that, let’s [...]
Sweet Uncle Lou’s Friday Roundup: The “Holy Crap, a Quarterback” Edition
Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is a Cubs blog. But yesterday, the Bears acquired Jay Cutler, arguably the best quarterback they’ve ever had. Who knew he was so jacked? And who knew a Google image search for “Jay Cutler” would yield such surprising results? Anyhow, Roundup time.
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