From all the hullabaloo this week, one would think that Jay Cutler was a worse human being than that rapey Ben Roethlisberger or that puppy murdery Michael Vick. Oh, wait. People ARE saying that? (HT: Eli) I hate you, humankind. If you have tips about how awful people are that may compare to that one, ... Read More
Uncle Mike’s Friday BROWSing: The “Getting Injured is Worse than Rape” Edition
Posted On 28 Jan 2011 By Uncle Mike. Under: Cubs, Mike's Friday BROWSing.
From all the hullabaloo this week, one would think that Jay Cutler was a worse human being than that rapey Ben Roethlisberger or that puppy murdery Michael Vick. Oh, wait. People ARE saying that? (HT: Eli) I hate you, humankind. If you have tips about how awful people are that may compare to that one, ... Read More
Cancel the Internet. Some Idiot Managed to Compare Cutler to Bartman.
Posted On 24 Jan 2011 By Bad Kermit. Under: Uncategorized.
I give credit to you, my lovely HJE readers, that you're not a part of the meatball culture in Chicago. I would like to think that during Sunday's NFC Championship, even if you were initially incensed that Jay Cutler was standing (the absolute NERVE) on the sidelines listening to what appeared to be Fallout Boy on his iPod, that ... Read More
The Muskbox Somehow Makes Tax Day Worse
Posted On 15 Apr 2010 By Bad Kermit. Under: Broadcasters & Journalists, Cubs, Muskbox.
It's Tax Day, and I'm having a shitty one. What better time to turn my glower to this week's Muskbox? None. None better time. Get your Tyler Colvin boners out, because they're about to get a rubdown.
Why did the Cubs sign Marlon Byrd?
To play center field. Next question, asshole.
They have Tyler Colvin, who is big ... Read More
If You Don’t Believe in the Muskbox Hard Enough, It Will Die
Posted On 26 Aug 2009 By Bad Kermit. Under: Broadcasters & Journalists, Cubs, Muskbox.
You can't make up the explanation for the return of the Muskbox.
More than a few Cubs fans in Southern California said they missed the Inbox, and so did several e-mailers, so it's back.
Well, thanks a LOT, California. You already gave us USC, horrible earthquakes, The Hills, and a cyborg governor who took the first major step for the machines ... Read More
When is it Safe to Change the Channel?
Posted On 11 Aug 2009 By Bad Kermit. Under: Cubs.
Well, last night's game sucked. As did Sunday's. As did Friday's. There have been a lot of games this season which have been painful, boring, or flat-out terrible to watch. Last night, I had my fill of Cubs baseball by about the fifth inning. I noticed that Star Wars was on Spike TV, so I ... Read More
Friday Night Fukudome: Bradley vs. Cutler
Posted On 03 Apr 2009 By Bad Kermit. Under: Cubs, Friday Night Fukudome, Spring Training.
First, congratulations to the Chicago Blackhawks for clinching their first playoff appearance since 2002. Good luck, guys. As Jay Cutler Day in Chicago winds to a close, I'm reminded of the other newly-arrived stud Chicago athlete, Milton Bradley. Both guys are cocky, both are surly, and both are athletic freaks of nature. With that, let's put ... Read More
Sweet Uncle Lou’s Friday Roundup: The “Holy Crap, a Quarterback” Edition
Posted On 03 Apr 2009 By Sweet Uncle Lou. Under: Cubs, Lou's Friday Roundup, Spring Training.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is a Cubs blog. But yesterday, the Bears acquired Jay Cutler, arguably the best quarterback they've ever had. Who knew he was so jacked? And who knew a Google image search for "Jay Cutler" would yield such surprising results? Anyhow, Roundup time.
Rick Morrissey is, of course, pissed about the best trade ... Read More
