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The Top 79 Cub Killers of My Time #41: “Do You Have” Prince Fielder “In a Can?”

Posted On 12 Jul 2011 By Bad Kermit. Under: The Top 79.
The Top 79 Cub Killers of My Time #41: “Do You Have” Prince Fielder “In a Can?” When I did a GIS for Prince Fielder, the top related search was "prince fielder fat." Indeed he is, oh prescient Google. Prince Fielder is so fat, he has to wake up in sections. He's so fat, Rickie Weeks jogs around him for exercise. He's so fat, if he leaves Milwaukee via free agency, Wisconsin will ... Read More

Deciphering a Yahoo Comment: Or, “How I Wasted My Entire Afternoon”

Posted On 06 Jan 2011 By Bad Kermit. Under: Around the MLB, Cubs, Transactions.
Deciphering a Yahoo Comment: Or, “How I Wasted My Entire Afternoon” This afternoon Pre brought to my attention a little bit of oddness from Yahoo. In a post regarding the potential of a Matt Garza trade to the Cubs, "Louis" had some unkind words for Jim Hendry. I have said it before and I will say it again... Until Jim Hendry is fired and a real gm is hired the cubs ... Read More

Lou Is More Wrong than Nickleback Winning a Grammy

Posted On 10 Feb 2010 By Bad Kermit. Under: NL Central.
Lou Is More Wrong than Nickleback Winning a Grammy I love when Lou Piniella says stuff, preferably into microphones. When Lou came out in support of Mark McGwire a month ago, I thought he was full of crap. This week, he confirmed it. In case you missed it, Lou suggested that Cubs fans will forgive McGwire for taking steroids. Lou hasn't been more wrong since ... Read More

Sweet Uncle Lou’s Friday Roundup: The “NEWSFLASH: Bonds is a Liar” Edition

Posted On 06 Feb 2009 By Sweet Uncle Lou. Under: Around the MLB, Cubs, Lou's Friday Roundup.
Sweet Uncle Lou’s Friday Roundup: The “NEWSFLASH: Bonds is a Liar” Edition Barry Bonds' trial might feel like old news, because technically he hasn't been found guilty yet. But it's only a matter of time, right? I mean, the evidence shows that he's tested positive for three different types of steroids and that his personal trainer shot him up with them. He said he never knowingly used steroids in ... Read More

Winter Meetings Preview

Posted On 07 Dec 2008 By Bad Kermit. Under: Cubs, Skits.
Winter Meetings Preview What can I say? I love internet memes. ... Read More
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