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Samardzija Crushed During Donkey Show in Tijuana? Only the Muskbox Knows for Sure

Posted On 10 Nov 2009 By Bad Kermit. Under: Cubs, Muskbox.
Samardzija Crushed During Donkey Show in Tijuana?  Only the Muskbox Knows for Sure In this week's Muskbox, we speculate on Jeff Samardzija's sexual perversions, we give Reed Johnson the Mark DeRosa treatment, we torment Ed Hartig, and we RUIN WRIGLEY FIELD! What happened to Jeff Samardzija to allow Thomas Diamond to take his spot in Mexico? Is Samardzija OK? -- Wade T., Flora, Miss. I love the fact that somewhere, someone cares enough about this franchise ... Read More

A Very Special “Ivy Chat” Muskbag; No, LITERALLY

Posted On 19 Aug 2008 By Bad Kermit. Under: Broadcasters & Journalists, Cubs.
A Very Special “Ivy Chat” Muskbag; No, LITERALLY Thank God these Muskbags are a weekly affair. If they weren't, we would have had to listen to three ivy questions in one Muskbag instead of listening to one ivy question each of the last three weeks. PROGRESS! Time for the Muskbaggery: My husband and I had an argument about the outfield positions. I think he's just a ... Read More
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