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If John Danks Could Read, I’d Assume He’d Misread The Baseball Codes

Posted On 02 Jun 2011 By Bad Kermit. Under: Around the MLB, Cubs.
If John Danks Could Read, I’d Assume He’d Misread The Baseball Codes The summer of 2011 feels like one that will be filled with arguments over which Chicago baseball team is slightly less bad. (HINT: It's the White Sox.) Say what you will about the Cubs, but at least they have the decency to take their beatings with dignity and respect. I mean, just look how classy they were ... Read More

It’s Len Kasper Appreciation Day!

Posted On 21 Apr 2011 By Bad Kermit. Under: Around the MLB, Broadcasters & Journalists, Featured.
It’s Len Kasper Appreciation Day! If there's one terrible thing about having to watch Comcast Sports Net and WGN to see Cubs games, it's the fact that the Cubs share TV time with the White Sox. Therefore, every time they run a TV promo of two of the most exciting moments in recent (2005 DIDN'T FUCKING HAPPEN) White Sox history, I have no choice ... Read More

Congratulations, Hawk Fans!

Posted On 10 Jun 2010 By Bad Kermit. Under: Around the MLB.
Congratulations, Hawk Fans! You deserve it, dadgummit! ... Read More

Sweet Uncle Lou’s Friday Roundup: The “Your Worst Nightmare” Edition

Posted On 28 May 2010 By Sweet Uncle Lou. Under: Cubs, Lou's Friday Roundup.
Sweet Uncle Lou’s Friday Roundup: The “Your Worst Nightmare” Edition Okay, sad sacks. Since I know you really only follow this team to complain about us, I have some bad news for you. We might not be as terrible as you think we are. Everyone was saying this stretch of games against the Phillies, Rangers, Dodgers, and Cardinals was going to kill us. We're 5-3 so ... Read More

Sweet Uncle Lou’s Friday Roundup: The “Why Didn’t Anyone Tell Us the Dodgers Suck?” Edition

Posted On 17 Oct 2008 By Sweet Uncle Lou. Under: Cubs, Lou's Friday Roundup.
Sweet Uncle Lou’s Friday Roundup: The “Why Didn’t Anyone Tell Us the Dodgers Suck?” Edition Miss me, jerks? Yeah, I bet you did. Crying in your beers for the past couple weeks saying, "Uncle Lou! Uncle Lou! What did we do to deserve this quick playoff exit?" I don't have an answer for that, but if you're going to force me to say something, I'll go with masturbation. Anyhow, ... Read More
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