I'm going to get around to posting the Photoshops from the other day. I'm also going to get around to the next entry on the T79. But occasionally there comes along an article so stupid, that it must immediately be addressed. Five times out of ten, that article is written by Phil Rogers. But the other ... Read More
The Case for Firing Local Boob Gordon Wittenmyer
Posted On 21 Jul 2011 By Bad Kermit. Under: Broadcasters & Journalists, Cubs.
I'm going to get around to posting the Photoshops from the other day. I'm also going to get around to the next entry on the T79. But occasionally there comes along an article so stupid, that it must immediately be addressed. Five times out of ten, that article is written by Phil Rogers. But the other ... Read More
In Which Gordon Wittenmyer LOSES HIS SHIT
Posted On 17 Jan 2011 By Bad Kermit. Under: Broadcasters & Journalists, Cubs.
If you were at Friday night's Shitty O'Kea's debauchery, you might have noticed that I spent a fair amount of time chatting with professional ginger, Gordon Wittenmyer. Dolan already recapped a fair amount of Friday's festivities, but I'm pretty sure I experienced a Gordon Wittenmyer that few have seen, and even fewer have openly mocked. After you read Dolan's recap, ... Read More
Hitler Finds Out Aramis Ramirez is Hurt
Posted On 12 May 2009 By Bad Kermit. Under: Cubs, Skits.
Our good friend Hitler is back, and he's not too happy to hear that Aramis Ramirez is hurt.
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Grace Booed at Wrigley Field
Posted On 29 Apr 2009 By Bad Kermit. Under: Around the MLB.
Why is Kermit lying again? Click HERE to find out.
In game two of the Diamondbacks' three-game series at Wrigley Field, Cubs fans booed former Cub and current Diamondbacks' announcer Mark Grace for failing to get out of the fourth inning. A confused Gordon Wittenmyer desperately tried to accuse Cubs fans of being racist, finally uncovering Mark Grace's Native ... Read More
Sweet Uncle Lou’s Friday Roundup: The “What We’ve Learned So Far” Edition
Posted On 27 Feb 2009 By Sweet Uncle Lou. Under: Cubs, Lou's Friday Roundup, Spring Training.
Hey, stupids. This week's Friday Roundup is going to go CRAZY and have a theme. What have we learned from two Spring Training games?
Sometimes revenge is NOT a dish best served cold.
Milton Bradley isn't going to last fifty games.
The Brewers are going to be horrible.
MLB: The Show is going to be awesome (thanks to Joe for the link).
When ... Read More
