When I did a GIS for Prince Fielder, the top related search was "prince fielder fat." Indeed he is, oh prescient Google. Prince Fielder is so fat, he has to wake up in sections. He's so fat, Rickie Weeks jogs around him for exercise. He's so fat, if he leaves Milwaukee via free agency, Wisconsin will ... Read More
The Top 79 Cub Killers of My Time #41: “Do You Have” Prince Fielder “In a Can?”
Posted On 12 Jul 2011 By Bad Kermit. Under: The Top 79.
When I did a GIS for Prince Fielder, the top related search was "prince fielder fat." Indeed he is, oh prescient Google. Prince Fielder is so fat, he has to wake up in sections. He's so fat, Rickie Weeks jogs around him for exercise. He's so fat, if he leaves Milwaukee via free agency, Wisconsin will ... Read More
The Top 79 Cub Killers of My Time #58: “Charles” Bronson “Has Chunks of Guys Like” Arroyo “In His Stool”
Posted On 02 Apr 2009 By Bad Kermit. Under: The Top 79.
If there's one thing I hate more than people who are famous just for being famous, it's already-famous people who try to be doubly famous for things at which they absolutely suck. Like Michael Jordan playing baseball. Or Shaquille O'Neal rapping. Or Russell Crowe acting. Number 58 of the Top 79 Cub Killers of My Time ... Read More
Sweet Uncle Lou’s Friday Roundup: The “Maddux” Edition
Posted On 12 Dec 2008 By Sweet Uncle Lou. Under: Lou's Friday Roundup.
There aren't a whole lot of things you can say about Greg Maddux which Kermit didn't already say. But this Roundup is going to be dedicated to the Ph.D. of pitchers, anyhow. Thanks for all of the memories, Greg. Here's the Roundup:
If HJE hasn't done a good enough job professing our man love for Maddux, is it ... Read More
