Friday Night Fukudome: Baker vs. Yost
I’m not going to lie. I haven’t been too pleased with the lineups Lou has proposed this week. Despite his fascination with Ryan Theriot at the top of the lineup, though, Lou is still the cream of the NL Central managers. If you look around at the rest of the NL Central’s [...]
Trying To Look Forward, But I Can’t Help Looking Back
So Felix Pie appears to be proving that he’s up to the challenge of playing centerfield every day in the bigs. Having been a believer of Pie’s since last season–when his numbers may not have warranted it but his presence seemed to–I’m happy about this. Of course, even if you weren’t a [...]
You Poor, Poor Bastards; Reds Sign Patterson, Hairston
I wouldn’t wish Cincinnati Red fandom on anyone on earth right now. Not only do those poor people have to watch Dusty Baker mismanage their team, but now they’re fortunate enough to watch the infuriating Corey Patterson swing from his ass and block center field stud prospect Jay Bruce. As added insult to [...]
So When Will Kroger Stores Start Shelving This Stuff?
On Monday, we had a little fun with with Dustyology. Let’s hope we’re still laughing in August.
Anyway, my inspiration for writing that entry was based on the idea that Dusty is possibly angling for a Drano endorsement(because he really does use the terms “clogging the bases” like it’s a trademark). Sadly, I have no visual [...]
Note To Scott Hatteberg: Tough Clogs Don’t Stand A Chance
It’s a little bit down the list in these Notes , so I’ll just reprint it here. I have to. It’s so freaking hilarious that it’d be a sin not to.
Chicago Deserves Better than This
Chicago is a huge sports market with a rabid fan base, long-tenured, traditional teams, and a history of classic sports tales, for better or worse. So, why the hell are Chicagoans still putting up with horseshit writers like Rick Morrissey? In Morrissey’s latest nonsensical column, he defends Dusty Baker, of all people. [...]


