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The Top 79 Cub Killers of My Time #41: “Do You Have” Prince Fielder “In a Can?”

Posted On 12 Jul 2011 By Bad Kermit. Under: The Top 79.
The Top 79 Cub Killers of My Time #41: “Do You Have” Prince Fielder “In a Can?” When I did a GIS for Prince Fielder, the top related search was "prince fielder fat." Indeed he is, oh prescient Google. Prince Fielder is so fat, he has to wake up in sections. He's so fat, Rickie Weeks jogs around him for exercise. He's so fat, if he leaves Milwaukee via free agency, Wisconsin will ... Read More

Böse Onkel Aldolf ist Freitag Roundup: Der “Link Gelöscht” Edition

Posted On 19 Dec 2008 By Aldolf. Under: Cubs, Lou's Friday Roundup.
Böse Onkel Aldolf ist Freitag Roundup: Der “Link Gelöscht” Edition Hello, everyone. This is guest blogger Aldolf, Founder and Editor-in-Chief of one of the most critically-acclaimed Cubs blogs on the internet. If you're wondering why I'm doing the Roundup this week, click here. It's Friday once again, my flock. And you know what that means? It means I'm going to spend the night unhappy and ... Read More

Sweet Uncle Lou’s Friday Roundup: The “Making up for Lost Time” Edition

Posted On 05 Dec 2008 By Sweet Uncle Lou. Under: Cubs, Lou's Friday Roundup.
Sweet Uncle Lou’s Friday Roundup: The “Making up for Lost Time” Edition Since there was no Roundup last week due to the fact that I was in a turkey coma, I have a lot of catching up to do. Plus, we have the Winter Meetings coming up next week in Las Vegas, so I have to help Hendry pick out a bunch of Hawaiian fat guy shirts. So, here we ... Read More
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