A Bunch of Bad Players Have Invaded the Muskbag

This week’s Muskbag somehow manages to revisit Rich Hill. No one revisits Rich Hill. Rich Hill isn’t even going to have visitors at his house for Thanksgiving. But the Muskbag has all the Rich Hill coverage you could possibly want.


Muskbag: The Cubs Get “Fixed”

There’s nothing quite like armchair G.M.s to get you fired up for the Winter Meetings. In this week’s Muskbag, a bunch of Cubs fans and Carrie Muskat play G.M. and do what they can to ruin the Cubs. As an added bonus, a commenter LOSES HIS MIND.


Muskbag: The “Bears are Scary!” Edition

What’s worse than a Muskbag about the Cubs? A Muskbag about the Cubs when the Cubs aren’t playing, and there’s nothing really to talk about.


Muskbag: The “Oh, God, They’re Allowing Comments Now” Edition

I have some good news and the greatest news ever. The bad news is that the Muskbag was surprisingly not that dumb this week. It was boring and inane, as usual, but not as obtuse as normal. Ready for the greatest news ever? The Muskbag now allows comments. COMMENTS! [...]


How to Break a 97-Win Team

The only time I read Bleed Cubbie Blue is when someone on Desipio links it. For someone on Desipio to link it, the writing must be worse than normal. So when I saw a link to the hilariously stupid “Building A Cubs Champion: Introducing Your 2009 Chicago Cubs” I had to click it. [...]


Just When I Thought I Was Out, The Muskbag Pulls Me Back In.

You finally get a Godfather quote and it’s from Godfather III. How does THAT feel? Anyhow, I saw the Muskbag was back, and I couldn’t let that aggression go unchecked.


Open Mic Night at Wrigley

In spring training, Ryan Dempster guaranteed that he would win the World Series. The Spanish word for “he would win” is ganaría. That’s pronounced “gonorrhea,” which I’m pretty sure I have after watching last night’s Cubs-Dodgers game. Think I went pretty far for a joke with very little payoff? You should, [...]


A Yankee Fan Predicts the Cubs-Dodgers NLDS

Just when you thought the Yankees’ elimination from the 2008 postseason would be the end of Yankees talk for the year, some idiot writes this idiocy. It’s time to face reality. Win. Lose. Tear their stadium down brick by dingy brick. There is no escaping the Yankees. I, for [...]


Magic Number Countdown: 11

11 more wins. That’s all the Cubs need to collect to make the unthinkable thinkable and to set off what will be the most ridiculous party in the history of the city of Chicago. You know HJE has a plan to count this down in style. Below are my top eleven moments [...]


Muskbaggery

This week’s Muskbag is chock full of personal questions, propositions, and SAM FULD. Hurray!