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Happy Opening Day

Posted On 05 Apr 2010 By Bad Kermit. Under: Cubs.
Happy Opening Day Somehow, we survived yet another offseason. As cynical as I manage to get about the Cubs every year, there's nothing quite like Opening Day. For this one day each year, I can't even hate Ryan Dempster. Mostly because he's not pitching. As I'm sure many of you will be, I'm skipping out of work early to ... Read More

Tonight Is Must-Watch Baseball

Posted On 29 Oct 2009 By Bad Kermit. Under: Postseason.
Tonight Is Must-Watch Baseball I don't have too much interest in the World Series this year. The Phillies were just in it last year, and it feels like the Yankees are always in it, even when they aren't. But I will be tuning in to Game Two of the World Series tonight. Long time Yankee nemesis Pedro Martinez is taking the ... Read More

Böse Onkel Aldolf ist Freitag Roundup: Der “Link Gelöscht” Edition

Posted On 19 Dec 2008 By Aldolf. Under: Cubs, Lou's Friday Roundup.
Böse Onkel Aldolf ist Freitag Roundup: Der “Link Gelöscht” Edition Hello, everyone. This is guest blogger Aldolf, Founder and Editor-in-Chief of one of the most critically-acclaimed Cubs blogs on the internet. If you're wondering why I'm doing the Roundup this week, click here. It's Friday once again, my flock. And you know what that means? It means I'm going to spend the night unhappy and ... Read More

A Yankee Fan Predicts the Cubs-Dodgers NLDS

Posted On 01 Oct 2008 By Bad Kermit. Under: Cubs, Postseason, Skits.
A Yankee Fan Predicts the Cubs-Dodgers NLDS Just when you thought the Yankees' elimination from the 2008 postseason would be the end of Yankees talk for the year, some idiot writes this idiocy. It's time to face reality. Win. Lose. Tear their stadium down brick by dingy brick. There is no escaping the Yankees. I, for one, welcome our Yankee overlords ... Read More
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