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Is David Kaplan Changing Color to Hide How Dumb He Is?

Posted On 27 May 2009 By Bad Kermit. Under: Blogs You Shouldn't Read, Broadcasters & Journalists, Cubs.
Is David Kaplan Changing Color to Hide How Dumb He Is? In case you haven't noticed, David Kaplan has gradually been changing color from pasty white to Oompa Loompa. I can only imagine the change is for one of the following reasons: The Caucasian race has officially kicked him out. He's so dumb, his skin doesn't even realize he's white. He's going on a hunting trip with the Monsters in the Morning this ... Read More

Are the Cubs Totally Screwed?

Posted On 11 May 2009 By Bad Kermit. Under: Cubs.
Are the Cubs Totally Screwed? Did you almost turn off the TV Friday night when Aramis Ramirez went down? Did you curse, in the following order: (1) God, (2) Jim Hendry, and (3) Barry Rozner? I spent most of Saturday thinking about how screwed the Cubs are. Losing Aramis for any significant period of time is way worse than losing Carlos Zambrano. ... Read More

The Muskbox Starts a Q & A with an “A”

Posted On 23 Apr 2009 By Bad Kermit. Under: Cubs, Muskbox.
The Muskbox Starts a Q & A with an “A” Maybe the switch from the Muskbag to the Muskbox fried Carrie's brain, because she has apparently forgotten that "question, THEN answer" format upon which she so heavily relied in the past. First of all, she put a video in this week's Muskbox, instead of a picture. So, instead, I had to find a picture of this old guy ... Read More

You Can’t Hide the Muskbox

Posted On 13 Apr 2009 By Bad Kermit. Under: Cubs, Muskbox.
You Can’t Hide the Muskbox Last week, the Muskbox came out on Thursday, presumably because Carrie knows that Fridays at HJE are Sweet Uncle Lou's time to shine. But you can't hide the Muskbox from me, Carrie. Especially since it's so stupid, it emits an odor. So, here we go. Now that Jeff Samardzija has been sent to Triple-A Iowa, will he work ... Read More

The Muskbox is Still Explaining How It Got Its Name

Posted On 24 Mar 2009 By Bad Kermit. Under: Broadcasters & Journalists, Cubs, Muskbox, Spring Training.
The Muskbox is Still Explaining How It Got Its Name How long has the Muskbag been back in Muskbox form? A couple of months? Why is this still at the top of every single one? The mailbag is back, but it's now the Inbox... Are there people out there so hopelessly confused that they can't find this column? Some Dipshit's Thoughts: I think I'll head to my favorite site, Cubs.com, to see ... Read More
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