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The Top 79 Cub Killers of My Time #28: Sean Casey “Is Ready; Watch His Speed”

Posted On 07 Sep 2011 By Bad Kermit. Under: NL Central, The Top 79.
The Top 79 Cub Killers of My Time #28: Sean Casey “Is Ready; Watch His Speed” Somewhere in the MLB Network studios, Sean Casey is still running out a double that he hit in 2006, his last year in the National League Central. That double was likely hit against a Cub pitcher. You see, the pudgy, slow-footed, affable Sean Casey did some of the best work of his 12-season career against the Chicago Cubs. ... Read More

Is David Kaplan Changing Color to Hide How Dumb He Is?

Posted On 27 May 2009 By Bad Kermit. Under: Blogs You Shouldn't Read, Broadcasters & Journalists, Cubs.
Is David Kaplan Changing Color to Hide How Dumb He Is? In case you haven't noticed, David Kaplan has gradually been changing color from pasty white to Oompa Loompa. I can only imagine the change is for one of the following reasons: The Caucasian race has officially kicked him out. He's so dumb, his skin doesn't even realize he's white. He's going on a hunting trip with the Monsters in the Morning this ... Read More
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