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It looks like Dolan, Chuck, and I didn't overstay our welcome last time we were on Dave Kaplan's show. I just found out tonight we are going to be on the show again tomorrow (Monday), March 22nd at 7:45 p.m. If you are totally unaware, Kaplan's show is on WGN Radio. WGN is on 720 AM in ... Read More

So, everyone from Richard Sandomir to Bwuce Levine is complaining about Chip Caray's awful call of the thrilling Game 163 between the Tigers and the Twins, followed up by his equally-brutal call of Game One of the ALDS. Everyone is absolutely right in their assertion that Caray is as terrible as he has ever been. On The Score ... Read More

After a loooooong hiatus, the Muskbox has finally returned to half-answer all of your dumbest questions about the Cubs! The Muskbox is one of the few things that keeps me going during the offseason, so here's hoping that this is the first in a streak of many successful and hilarious fall and winter Muskboxes. CARRIE: It's been tough to ... Read More

Anyone still paying attention to this team is probably aware that, after a very slow start, Jeff Baker has done a pretty incredible job with the Cubs this year. The second baseman has put up a .329/.380/.476 line in a Cubs uniform, with 19 RBIs in 170 at-bats, to boot. Last night, he had an incredible at-bat against ... Read More

Hey, gang! Either you guys are terrified of the new commenting system or you're upset that the team you follow has taken a nose dive, because there weren't many comments to choose from this week. That's great news for you folks who are dying for a Comment of the Week trophy, like Grow Stubs Grow is. His ... Read More