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NOW Can Tommy Boy Finally Evaluate Jim Hendry?

Posted On 12 Jul 2010 By Bad Kermit. Under: Cubs.
NOW Can Tommy Boy Finally Evaluate Jim Hendry? If there's one sports radio refrain that annoys me, it's, "Tom Ricketts is being SO SMART AND CAREFUL about his evaluation of Jim Hendry." Bullshit. The Cubs are now halfway through their first season under Ricketts' ownership. They're 39-50, with the third-highest payroll in all of Major League Baseball. The only two more expensive teams are ... Read More

The Muskbox Is a Moving Target

Posted On 29 Mar 2010 By Bad Kermit. Under: Cubs, Muskbox.
The Muskbox Is a Moving Target Carrie is getting wilier as the eternal struggle between HJE and the Inbox rages on. Her latest ploy was to move the Muskbox to Thursday night. The only explanation that can possibly be is that she knows that Sweet Uncle Lou owns Friday's at HJE. But fear not. For every one of Carrie's thrusts, I have ... Read More

Happy Birthday, You Spinoff Blog

Posted On 09 Mar 2010 By Bad Kermit. Under: HJE Events.
Happy Birthday, You Spinoff Blog Where were you on March 9, 2007? Were you still celebrating the non-firing "firing" of Dusty Baker and the hiring of Lou Piniella? Were you toasting Juan Pierre's departure from the North Side of Chicago? Were you excited about the budding friendship between pitcher Carlos Zambrano and catcher Michael Barrett? The acquisitions of Alfonso Soriano and ... Read More

Sweet Uncle Lou’s Friday Roundup: The “Roundup Being Roundup” Edition

Posted On 08 May 2009 By Sweet Uncle Lou. Under: Around the MLB, Cubs, Lou's Friday Roundup.
Sweet Uncle Lou’s Friday Roundup: The “Roundup Being Roundup” Edition Another week, and as far as I know, no one in the clubhouse has swine flu. Just to avoid a scare, we've started calling "flu-like symptoms" what they really are: hangovers. That said, I'm day-to-day this weekend from "hangover." But I'll muscle up and give you your precious Roundup, because I'd hate for you to do work ... Read More

You Can’t Hide the Muskbox

Posted On 13 Apr 2009 By Bad Kermit. Under: Cubs, Muskbox.
You Can’t Hide the Muskbox Last week, the Muskbox came out on Thursday, presumably because Carrie knows that Fridays at HJE are Sweet Uncle Lou's time to shine. But you can't hide the Muskbox from me, Carrie. Especially since it's so stupid, it emits an odor. So, here we go. Now that Jeff Samardzija has been sent to Triple-A Iowa, will he work ... Read More

Sweet Uncle Lou’s Friday Roundup: The “I Forgot to Do the Roundup” Edition

Posted On 27 Mar 2009 By Sweet Uncle Lou. Under: Cubs, Lou's Friday Roundup.
Sweet Uncle Lou’s Friday Roundup: The “I Forgot to Do the Roundup” Edition Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know your Friday mornings are oh-so-bright thanks to the Roundup, and I'm late. Why don't you cry about it? That will make everything okay. Here's your Roundup: Paul Bako's hot spring has made us ever so torn about who should be the backup catcher. Do we take the guy who plays like all ... Read More

Sweet Uncle Lou’s Friday Roundup: The “NEWSFLASH: Bonds is a Liar” Edition

Posted On 06 Feb 2009 By Sweet Uncle Lou. Under: Around the MLB, Cubs, Lou's Friday Roundup.
Sweet Uncle Lou’s Friday Roundup: The “NEWSFLASH: Bonds is a Liar” Edition Barry Bonds' trial might feel like old news, because technically he hasn't been found guilty yet. But it's only a matter of time, right? I mean, the evidence shows that he's tested positive for three different types of steroids and that his personal trainer shot him up with them. He said he never knowingly used steroids in ... Read More

A Bunch of Bad Players Have Invaded the Muskbag

Posted On 25 Nov 2008 By Bad Kermit. Under: Broadcasters & Journalists.
A Bunch of Bad Players Have Invaded the Muskbag This week's Muskbag somehow manages to revisit Rich Hill. No one revisits Rich Hill. Rich Hill isn't even going to have visitors at his house for Thanksgiving. But the Muskbag has all the Rich Hill coverage you could possibly want. I've been hearing that the Cubs are trying to shop Kosuke Fukudome. I'm not sure why they're trying ... Read More

Sweet Uncle Lou’s Friday Roundup: The “Historic Vote” Edition

Posted On 07 Nov 2008 By Sweet Uncle Lou. Under: Lou's Friday Roundup.
Sweet Uncle Lou’s Friday Roundup: The “Historic Vote” Edition I was hoping Bacon and Fries would run on the same ticket. The same delicious ticket. Thanks to Holy Taco for the picture. Anyhow, it's Roundup time: Bud Selig is a cockbag, and I hope Mark Cuban sues him and the courts threaten to take away Major League Baseball's antitrust exemption. I'm actually for coin flips deciding the playoffs, ... Read More

Muskbag: The Cubs Get “Fixed”

Posted On 04 Nov 2008 By Bad Kermit. Under: Broadcasters & Journalists, Cubs.
Muskbag: The Cubs Get “Fixed” There's nothing quite like armchair G.M.s to get you fired up for the Winter Meetings. In this week's Muskbag, a bunch of Cubs fans and Carrie Muskat play G.M. and do what they can to ruin the Cubs. As an added bonus, a commenter LOSES HIS MIND. Looking at the stats, Lee's power numbers and run production are declining. ... Read More
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