I'm back from my little hiatus, and don't you for one second think the fact that the Muskbox is a week old is going to stop me from fisking it. Because it won't.
Have the Cubs considered Fuld to play center field next year?
Probably. But this is also a franchise who has considered the following players "able" to play ... Read More
Not Even Turkey Coma Can Stop the Relentless March of the Muskbox
Posted On 30 Nov 2009 By Bad Kermit. Under: Broadcasters & Journalists, Cubs, Muskbox.
I'm back from my little hiatus, and don't you for one second think the fact that the Muskbox is a week old is going to stop me from fisking it. Because it won't.
Have the Cubs considered Fuld to play center field next year?
Probably. But this is also a franchise who has considered the following players "able" to play ... Read More
Is David Kaplan Changing Color to Hide How Dumb He Is?
Posted On 27 May 2009 By Bad Kermit. Under: Blogs You Shouldn't Read, Broadcasters & Journalists, Cubs.
In case you haven't noticed, David Kaplan has gradually been changing color from pasty white to Oompa Loompa. I can only imagine the change is for one of the following reasons:
The Caucasian race has officially kicked him out.
He's so dumb, his skin doesn't even realize he's white.
He's going on a hunting trip with the Monsters in the Morning this ... Read More
Uggla Sets Record with Twelve Errors
Posted On 01 May 2009 By Bad Kermit. Under: Around the MLB.
Why is Kermit lying again? Click HERE to find out.
Tiny-armed Florida Marlins second baseman Dan Uggla set an MLB record last night, committing twelve errors in a 23-3 loss to the Chicago Cubs. Uggla's atrophied arms were unable to corral any of the twelve balls hit at him during the game. ... Read More
