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Not Even Turkey Coma Can Stop the Relentless March of the Muskbox

Posted at November 30, 2009

I’m back from my little hiatus, and don’t you for one second think the fact that the Muskbox is a week old is going to stop me from fisking it. Because it won’t.

Broadcasters & Journalists, Cubs, Muskbox
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Is David Kaplan Changing Color to Hide How Dumb He Is?

Posted at May 27, 2009

In case you haven’t noticed, David Kaplan has gradually been changing color from pasty white to Oompa Loompa. I can only imagine the change is for one of the following reasons: The Caucasian race has officially kicked him out. He’s so dumb, his skin doesn’t even realize he’s white. He’s going on a hunting trip [...]

Blogs You Shouldn't Read, Broadcasters & Journalists, Cubs
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Uggla Sets Record with Twelve Errors

Posted at May 1, 2009

Why is Kermit lying again? Click HERE to find out. Tiny-armed Florida Marlins second baseman Dan Uggla set an MLB record last night, committing twelve errors in a 23-3 loss to the Chicago Cubs. Uggla’s atrophied arms were unable to corral any of the twelve balls hit at him during the game.

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