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Not Even Turkey Coma Can Stop the Relentless March of the Muskbox

Posted On 30 Nov 2009 By Bad Kermit. Under: Broadcasters & Journalists, Cubs, Muskbox.
Not Even Turkey Coma Can Stop the Relentless March of the Muskbox I'm back from my little hiatus, and don't you for one second think the fact that the Muskbox is a week old is going to stop me from fisking it. Because it won't. Have the Cubs considered Fuld to play center field next year? Probably. But this is also a franchise who has considered the following players "able" to play ... Read More

Is David Kaplan Changing Color to Hide How Dumb He Is?

Posted On 27 May 2009 By Bad Kermit. Under: Blogs You Shouldn't Read, Broadcasters & Journalists, Cubs.
Is David Kaplan Changing Color to Hide How Dumb He Is? In case you haven't noticed, David Kaplan has gradually been changing color from pasty white to Oompa Loompa. I can only imagine the change is for one of the following reasons: The Caucasian race has officially kicked him out. He's so dumb, his skin doesn't even realize he's white. He's going on a hunting trip with the Monsters in the Morning this ... Read More

Uggla Sets Record with Twelve Errors

Posted On 01 May 2009 By Bad Kermit. Under: Around the MLB.
Uggla Sets Record with Twelve Errors Why is Kermit lying again? Click HERE to find out. Tiny-armed Florida Marlins second baseman Dan Uggla set an MLB record last night, committing twelve errors in a 23-3 loss to the Chicago Cubs. Uggla's atrophied arms were unable to corral any of the twelve balls hit at him during the game. ... Read More
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