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I Had a Dream

Posted On 28 Mar 2011 By Bad Kermit. Under: Cubs.
I Had a Dream You know it's nearly baseball season when you wake up in a cold sweat, having spent an exhausting night dreaming about bad baseball. Or when you're so desperate for baseball that you're voluntarily watching the Sox on TV. Which I'm doing RIGHT NOW. If you've been reading HJE since its inception (thanks for making THAT word impossible ... Read More

The Muskbox Has Delusions of Grandeur(son)

Posted On 17 Nov 2009 By Bad Kermit. Under: Broadcasters & Journalists, Cubs.
The Muskbox Has Delusions of Grandeur(son) You are in for quite a treat, loyal Muskboxers. I am pretty certain that this week's Muskbox contains the most long-winded narrative answer to ever pour from the bun-based pencil of Carrie herself. I've been reading that the Tigers are putting Curtis Granderson on the trade block. What are the chances the Cubs lure him to Chicago? -- Robert B., Chicago That ... Read More

The Muskbox Gets Its Own Mascot

Posted On 15 Oct 2009 By Bad Kermit. Under: Broadcasters & Journalists, Cubs, Muskbox.
The Muskbox Gets Its Own Mascot In this week's Muskbox, we learn that Cubs fans still don't understand how trades work, someone actually likes Aaron Heilman, and there is a person outside the Harry Potter universe named "Mordy." Is there a possibility Ryne Sandberg could be the Cubs' hitting coach next year? If not, could Sandberg be the manager of the Triple-A Iowa Cubs? Either position should ... Read More
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