(With sincere apologies to Dante Alighieri)
Midway upon the journey through the T79
I found myself writing about Dante Bichette,
For some horrible life choices had led me here.
Ah me! How hard a thing it is to say
What was the worst part of Dante Bichette.
Whether his hair, his gap-toothed maw, or his unibrow.
So bitter am I, having watched him bat against the ... Read More
The Top 79 Cub Killers of My Time #39: Dante “Divine Tragedy of the Face” Bichette
Posted On 18 Jul 2011 By Bad Kermit. Under: The Top 79.
(With sincere apologies to Dante Alighieri)
Midway upon the journey through the T79
I found myself writing about Dante Bichette,
For some horrible life choices had led me here.
Ah me! How hard a thing it is to say
What was the worst part of Dante Bichette.
Whether his hair, his gap-toothed maw, or his unibrow.
So bitter am I, having watched him bat against the ... Read More
FRANKS AND BEANS!
Posted On 01 Apr 2009 By Mike D.. Under: College of Coaches, Ex-Cubs.
It's not every day a 95 year old millionaire dies and I'm sad about it, but forgive me for donning the Bob Greene/Rick Telander/Mitch Albom Maudlin Cap of Sentimentality today as I report with a heavy heart that Herman Franks passed away early yesterday.
As I had described to GROTA last September--right before these cockbags got swept out of ... Read More
