Surely, you remember Preston Wilson. His hair was kinda- I don't know- brown. Well, not really brown. Oh, he's tall. Yeah. Kinda- kinda tall. Sorta tall. And he's always wearing- like- t-shirts. I mean, he's Preston. PRESTON. You know? Preston. Press-TONE! And he's the 29th biggest Cub ... Read More
The Top 79 Cub Killers of My Time #29: Preston “Wears T-Shirts…Sometimes” Wilson
Posted On 25 Aug 2011 By Bad Kermit. Under: The Top 79.
Surely, you remember Preston Wilson. His hair was kinda- I don't know- brown. Well, not really brown. Oh, he's tall. Yeah. Kinda- kinda tall. Sorta tall. And he's always wearing- like- t-shirts. I mean, he's Preston. PRESTON. You know? Preston. Press-TONE! And he's the 29th biggest Cub ... Read More
MEMORIAL Friday Night Fukudome: Floyd vs. Fukudome
Posted On 29 Jul 2011 By Bad Kermit. Under: Ex-Cubs, Friday Night Fukudome.
It's a sad night for the Friday Night Fukudome. This is the first night since the inception of the Fukudome that Kosuke Fukudome is not a Cub. Though the Fukudome will live on, the other Fukudome is now forced to commit seppuku. SAD. All you dopes that were crying for Tyler Colvin, well- Be careful ... Read More
Happy Birthday, You Spinoff Blog
Posted On 09 Mar 2010 By Bad Kermit. Under: HJE Events.
Where were you on March 9, 2007? Were you still celebrating the non-firing "firing" of Dusty Baker and the hiring of Lou Piniella? Were you toasting Juan Pierre's departure from the North Side of Chicago? Were you excited about the budding friendship between pitcher Carlos Zambrano and catcher Michael Barrett? The acquisitions of Alfonso Soriano and ... Read More
