Last week, the Muskbox came out on Thursday, presumably because Carrie knows that Fridays at HJE are Sweet Uncle Lou's time to shine. But you can't hide the Muskbox from me, Carrie. Especially since it's so stupid, it emits an odor. So, here we go.
Now that Jeff Samardzija has been sent to Triple-A Iowa, will he work ... Read More
You Can’t Hide the Muskbox
Posted On 13 Apr 2009 By Bad Kermit. Under: Cubs, Muskbox.
Last week, the Muskbox came out on Thursday, presumably because Carrie knows that Fridays at HJE are Sweet Uncle Lou's time to shine. But you can't hide the Muskbox from me, Carrie. Especially since it's so stupid, it emits an odor. So, here we go.
Now that Jeff Samardzija has been sent to Triple-A Iowa, will he work ... Read More
Sweet Uncle Lou’s Friday Roundup: The “Holy Crap, a Quarterback” Edition
Posted On 03 Apr 2009 By Sweet Uncle Lou. Under: Cubs, Lou's Friday Roundup, Spring Training.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is a Cubs blog. But yesterday, the Bears acquired Jay Cutler, arguably the best quarterback they've ever had. Who knew he was so jacked? And who knew a Google image search for "Jay Cutler" would yield such surprising results? Anyhow, Roundup time.
Rick Morrissey is, of course, pissed about the best trade ... Read More
The Muskbox is Still Explaining How It Got Its Name
Posted On 24 Mar 2009 By Bad Kermit. Under: Broadcasters & Journalists, Cubs, Muskbox, Spring Training.
How long has the Muskbag been back in Muskbox form? A couple of months? Why is this still at the top of every single one?
The mailbag is back, but it's now the Inbox...
Are there people out there so hopelessly confused that they can't find this column?
Some Dipshit's Thoughts:
I think I'll head to my favorite site, Cubs.com, to see ... Read More
The Muskbox is Shorter than Ryan Theriot
Posted On 17 Mar 2009 By Bad Kermit. Under: Broadcasters & Journalists, Cubs, Muskbox, Spring Training.
For some reason, the Muskbox is mercifully short this week. Maybe Care Bear had something better to do. Like train her flying monkeys to attack that bitch from Kansas. Away we go.
I haven't been able to follow the Cubs' spring as much as I'd like to, being on the East Coast, but what are Koyie Hill's chances ... Read More
How to Break a 97-Win Team
Posted On 22 Oct 2008 By Bad Kermit. Under: Blogs You Shouldn't Read, Cubs, Transactions.
The only time I read Bleed Cubbie Blue is when someone on Desipio links it. For someone on Desipio to link it, the writing must be worse than normal. So when I saw a link to the hilariously stupid "Building A Cubs Champion: Introducing Your 2009 Chicago Cubs" I had to click it. I now fully understand ... Read More
Sweet Uncle Lou’s Friday Roundup: The “Everything Blows!” Edition
Posted On 12 Sep 2008 By Sweet Uncle Lou. Under: Lou's Friday Roundup.
Not a lot of time for a Roundup this week, what with us avoiding hurricanes and gun-toting Texans. Thanks to someone whose real name I'm not sure I can use, but who I think is Poon for the picture. Anyhow, here's your Roundup:
Ted Lilly is a killing machine.
If Fukudome is planning on improving, now would be a good ... Read More
