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The Muskbox Makes it Too Easy

Posted On 04 May 2010 By Bad Kermit. Under: Broadcasters & Journalists, Cubs, Muskbox.
The Muskbox Makes it Too Easy I kid you not. The new Muskbox image was barely altered. Yes, there was a giant amount of white space where the HJE logo now sits. I like to imagine when Carrie saw it, she let out an exasperated sigh. Anyhow, I love it, I have adopted it, and I am embracing it. I completely ... Read More

Pitchers, Catchers, Carlos Silva Report to Camp

Posted On 17 Feb 2010 By Bad Kermit. Under: Cubs, Spring Training.
Pitchers, Catchers, Carlos Silva Report to Camp Oh, happy day! Today is the first official day of the rest of your 2010 Cubs season. Why are we celebrating that? I don't know. Will this season be as difficult to watch as last season? Probably. Are our hopes at least down, meaning tickets will be easier to find? Hopefully. If ... Read More

Sixty-Seven Percent of This Week’s Muskbox is About Blogging; I SHIT YOU NOT

Posted On 16 Feb 2010 By Bad Kermit. Under: Broadcasters & Journalists, Cubs, Muskbox.
Sixty-Seven Percent of This Week’s Muskbox is About Blogging; I SHIT YOU NOT This week's Muskbox has done something so amazingly meta, that it's hard to believe it's not on purpose. It's a Muskbox about a blog. Now, are you ready for this? Here's where it gets even funkier. You're about to read another blog mock the Muskbox about being about a blog. Take a few deep breaths ... Read More

New Year’s Resolutions: 2010 Edition

Posted On 04 Jan 2010 By Bad Kermit. Under: Cubs, Ex-Cubs.
New Year’s Resolutions: 2010 Edition Since "everyone" on the "staff" at HJE has managed to achieve social perfection, "we" decided to (not really) ask for the New Year's resolutions of your favorite Cubs (including new Cub Marlon Byrd). And your least favorite Cubs. And some other people. Jim Hendry: Sign a player to a deal for fewer than three years that doesn't include ... Read More

2009 Season in Review: Most Pointless Move

Posted On 06 Oct 2009 By Bad Kermit. Under: Cubs.
2009 Season in Review: Most Pointless Move The firing of hitting coach Von Joshua was the latest in a series of pointless moves by Jim Hendry this season. For those of you still interested in discussing the 2009 Cubs, here's a topic of conversation for you. Are there any pointless moves I missed? ... Read More

Are the Cubs Totally Screwed?

Posted On 11 May 2009 By Bad Kermit. Under: Cubs.
Are the Cubs Totally Screwed? Did you almost turn off the TV Friday night when Aramis Ramirez went down? Did you curse, in the following order: (1) God, (2) Jim Hendry, and (3) Barry Rozner? I spent most of Saturday thinking about how screwed the Cubs are. Losing Aramis for any significant period of time is way worse than losing Carlos Zambrano. ... Read More

Just When I Thought I Was Out, The Muskbag Pulls Me Back In.

Posted On 14 Oct 2008 By Bad Kermit. Under: Broadcasters & Journalists, Cubs.
Just When I Thought I Was Out, The Muskbag Pulls Me Back In. You finally get a Godfather quote and it's from Godfather III. How does THAT feel? Anyhow, I saw the Muskbag was back, and I couldn't let that aggression go unchecked. I noticed that Ryan Dempster is eligible to become a free agent this offseason. Are the Cubs going to re-sign him? Who else is eligible for free agency? -- Steve ... Read More

Muskbaggery

Posted On 09 Sep 2008 By Bad Kermit. Under: Broadcasters & Journalists, Cubs.
Muskbaggery This week's Muskbag is chock full of personal questions, propositions, and SAM FULD. Hurray! Why does Lou Piniella keep using Bob Howry in close situations? Howry has been bad all year. He currently has a 5.54 ERA and a 1.42 WHIP, and he's already given up more home runs than in any other season. -- Red W., New York, N.Y. And now ... Read More

Did You Guys Get TWO Past the Goalie in This Week’s Muskbag?

Posted On 12 Aug 2008 By Bad Kermit. Under: Broadcasters & Journalists.
Did You Guys Get TWO Past the Goalie in This Week’s Muskbag? This may have already been discussed in the Shoutbox while I was recovering from the rooftop game, but I'm pretty sure not one, but two Sons of Jim Essian got questions into this week's Muskbag. Meaning it's the greatest Muskbag ever. Shall we? Could you please enlighten me as to what a suspended game is? I thought the Cubs ... Read More

Fox Reunites with Old Friend DL; Ascanio Called Up

Posted On 21 May 2008 By Bad Kermit. Under: Cubs, Transactions.
Fox Reunites with Old Friend DL; Ascanio Called Up I have once again forgotten that some of you may expect actual Cubs news on HJE every once in a while. In case you hadn't heard, the 11 1/3-inning Cub career of Chad Fox is again on the ropes, as he was put on the 15-day disabled list yesterday with a case of being really old. The Cubs ... Read More
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