In case you haven't noticed, David Kaplan has gradually been changing color from pasty white to Oompa Loompa. I can only imagine the change is for one of the following reasons:
The Caucasian race has officially kicked him out.
He's so dumb, his skin doesn't even realize he's white.
He's going on a hunting trip with the Monsters in the Morning this ... Read More
Is David Kaplan Changing Color to Hide How Dumb He Is?
Posted On 27 May 2009 By Bad Kermit. Under: Blogs You Shouldn't Read, Broadcasters & Journalists, Cubs.
In case you haven't noticed, David Kaplan has gradually been changing color from pasty white to Oompa Loompa. I can only imagine the change is for one of the following reasons:
The Caucasian race has officially kicked him out.
He's so dumb, his skin doesn't even realize he's white.
He's going on a hunting trip with the Monsters in the Morning this ... Read More
Best Headline Ever
Posted On 27 May 2009 By Bad Kermit. Under: Cubs, Transactions.
From our good friend PAUL SULLIVAN, "Cubs call up Jake Fox and two others, send down Bobby Scales and Neal Cotts, put Aaron Miles on DL." Thanks to Waco Kid for noticing it.
That's right. Neal Cotts AND Aaron Miles are not going to be in uniform for tonight's game. Sadly (but not REALLY sadly), neither will Bobby ... Read More
Sweet Uncle Lou’s Friday Roundup: The “How Do You Like Us NOW?” Edition
Posted On 15 May 2009 By Sweet Uncle Lou. Under: Around the MLB, Cubs, Lou's Friday Roundup.
You panicky little nerds. Do you feel better now that we're only a half game out of first place? Does it bring you joy to see us win four in a row? Are you wetting the roomy crotches of your pants after the bullpen actually managed to string together some outs? Are you ready to climb ... Read More
Sweet Uncle Lou’s Friday Roundup: The “I Forgot to Do the Roundup” Edition
Posted On 27 Mar 2009 By Sweet Uncle Lou. Under: Cubs, Lou's Friday Roundup.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know your Friday mornings are oh-so-bright thanks to the Roundup, and I'm late. Why don't you cry about it? That will make everything okay. Here's your Roundup:
Paul Bako's hot spring has made us ever so torn about who should be the backup catcher. Do we take the guy who plays like all ... Read More
The Muskbox is Shorter than Ryan Theriot
Posted On 17 Mar 2009 By Bad Kermit. Under: Broadcasters & Journalists, Cubs, Muskbox, Spring Training.
For some reason, the Muskbox is mercifully short this week. Maybe Care Bear had something better to do. Like train her flying monkeys to attack that bitch from Kansas. Away we go.
I haven't been able to follow the Cubs' spring as much as I'd like to, being on the East Coast, but what are Koyie Hill's chances ... Read More
Sweet Uncle Lou’s Friday Roundup: The “Cinderella Story” Edition
Posted On 13 Mar 2009 By Bad Kermit. Under: Cubs, Lou's Friday Roundup, Spring Training.
Before I forget, Kermit wanted me to let you all know that we've already filled two divisions of Neifiball, and are looking for eight more players to fill a third. If we fill a third, we'll add a fourth. If you're interested in playing, e-mail Kermit HERE and write "NEIFIBALL" in the header. Second, how about the ... Read More
Muskbag: The “Oh, God, They’re Allowing Comments Now” Edition
Posted On 23 Oct 2008 By Bad Kermit. Under: Broadcasters & Journalists, Cubs.
I have some good news and the greatest news ever. The bad news is that the Muskbag was surprisingly not that dumb this week. It was boring and inane, as usual, but not as obtuse as normal. Ready for the greatest news ever? The Muskbag now allows comments. COMMENTS! This is the greatest thing ... Read More
