In case you haven’t noticed, David Kaplan has gradually been changing color from pasty white to Oompa Loompa. I can only imagine the change is for one of the following reasons: The Caucasian race has officially kicked him out. He’s so dumb, his skin doesn’t even realize he’s white. He’s going on a hunting trip with the [...]
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
From our good friend PAUL SULLIVAN, “Cubs call up Jake Fox and two others, send down Bobby Scales and Neal Cotts, put Aaron Miles on DL.” Thanks to Waco Kid for noticing it. That’s right. Neal Cotts AND Aaron Miles are not going to be in uniform for tonight’s game. Sadly (but not [...]
Friday, May 15, 2009
You panicky little nerds. Do you feel better now that we’re only a half game out of first place? Does it bring you joy to see us win four in a row? Are you wetting the roomy crotches of your pants after the bullpen actually managed to string together some outs? [...]
Friday, March 27, 2009
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know your Friday mornings are oh-so-bright thanks to the Roundup, and I’m late. Why don’t you cry about it? That will make everything okay. Here’s your Roundup:
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
For some reason, the Muskbox is mercifully short this week. Maybe Care Bear had something better to do. Like train her flying monkeys to attack that bitch from Kansas. Away we go.
Friday, March 13, 2009
Before I forget, Kermit wanted me to let you all know that we’ve already filled two divisions of Neifiball, and are looking for eight more players to fill a third. If we fill a third, we’ll add a fourth. If you’re interested in playing, e-mail Kermit HERE and write “NEIFIBALL” in the header. [...]
Thursday, October 23, 2008
I have some good news and the greatest news ever. The bad news is that the Muskbag was surprisingly not that dumb this week. It was boring and inane, as usual, but not as obtuse as normal. Ready for the greatest news ever? The Muskbag now allows comments. COMMENTS! [...]
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