First of all, if you want a link to the brilliant comic or loads more hilarious ones, TOO BAD. Nah, just kidding. It's here. SMBC does loads of good work, and there's new content every day. I don't know how he does it, but he does. And you get to reap the benefits.
For those of ... Read More
Uncle Mike’s Friday BROWSing: The “Hungover, Too” Edition
Posted On 27 May 2011 By Uncle Mike. Under: Cubs, Mike's Friday BROWSing.
First of all, if you want a link to the brilliant comic or loads more hilarious ones, TOO BAD. Nah, just kidding. It's here. SMBC does loads of good work, and there's new content every day. I don't know how he does it, but he does. And you get to reap the benefits.
For those of ... Read More
Uncle Mike’s Friday BROWSing: The “If the Hat Don’t Fit, You Must Acquit” Edition
Posted On 15 Apr 2011 By Uncle Mike. Under: Mike's Friday BROWSing.
I sure hope you guys enjoyed our brief stay at .500. Because the Rockies are actually kind of good. Oh, and we're still missing 40% of our starting rotation. And Jeff Samardzija is still on the team. Pitching in Colorado should be F-U-N!
But the big news of the week is Barry Bonds managing to avoid a ... Read More
Sweet Uncle Lou’s Friday Roundup: The “I Thought Skeletor Was Evil” Edition
Posted On 06 Nov 2009 By Sweet Uncle Lou. Under: Around the MLB, Lou's Friday Roundup.
Joe Girardi has always been a weird-looking dude. But until the folks at Halos Heaven pointed it out, I didn't realize how much he looks like Skeletor. Apparently, he used whatever the opposite of power of Greyskull is (the power of Snake Mountain?) on his way home from winning the World Series to assist a woman who had ... Read More
The Top 79 Cub Killers of My Time #59: “Cryin’” Ryan Klesko
Posted On 26 Mar 2009 By Bad Kermit. Under: The Top 79.
I'm going to be honest here. Ryan Klesko didn't particularly kill the Cubs any more than he did any other team. He didn't rise to the occasion against Cub pitching. He didn't perform well in Wrigley Field. In fact, Klesko was actually worse against the Cubs than his career averages suggest he should have been. ... Read More
1986 Kicked Ass
Posted On 12 Feb 2009 By Bad Kermit. Under: Around the MLB.
Last night when my goddamn Comcast DVR box decided not to record Lost EVEN THOUGH, Lost is number one on my "Series Priority List," and EVEN THOUGH it decided to record the Lost rerun immediately before it and Life on Mars immediately after it, I decided to watch some of the old stuff I had on the DVR. One ... Read More
Friday Night Fukudome: Blagojevich vs. Bonds
Posted On 06 Feb 2009 By Bad Kermit. Under: Friday Night Fukudome.
Two men. Two pleas of innocence. Two full heads of hair.
VS.
Rod Blagojevich
Barry Bonds
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Friday Night Fukudome: Barry Bonds vs. Roger Clemens
Posted On 04 Jan 2008 By Bad Kermit. Under: Friday Night Fukudome.
After Roger Clemens' utterly ridiculous denial of his alleged steroid abuse (It took you THAT long to come up with the exact same story Tejada came up with, Roger? Really?), I got to wondering whether Clemens has usurped Barry Bonds' long-held position as my least favorite baseball player.
Bonds:
Was once made to look a bitch by MARK PRIOR
Is still admiring ... Read More
