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Ryan Theriot Proves that Anyone Can Have a Mailbag

Posted by Bad Kermit
August 14, 2008

I guess my good friend PAUL SULLIVAN must have lost my phone number. He had a perfect opportunity to give his old pal Bad Kermit an opportunity to berate a bunch of dopey Cubs fans, and he wasted it on Ryan Theriot (be sure to check out the post-Mailbag comments; brilliant!). Fortunately, the [...]

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It’s Nitpicking Time!

Posted by Mike D.
June 27, 2008

On Saturday, in front of a fan base whose hobby of obsessing over them is exceeded only by their penchant for hurling racial epithets at minorities who walk in front of their bungalows as they sit on their stoop and drink gin made in their bathtub, the Cubs will play their eighty-first game of the [...]

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How DARE You Make Me Say This, Lou?

Posted by Bad Kermit
May 6, 2008

Ronny Cedeno needs more playing time. Seriously. Why in the hell is Mike Fontenot doing anything but playing bass guitar with Animal behind him on the drums? Attention, Lou: MIKE FONTENOT SUCKS. He’s not good in the field. He’s not good at the plate. He sucks at bass guitar. [...]

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Yo, Jim! I Got Your “Two Significant Moves” Right Here!

Posted by Bad Kermit
January 24, 2008

[Gestures toward balls]
Nah, I’m just messing with you, Jim. Lou has balls enough for the whole team. Really, though, I’m going to freak you out with this one. Forget Erik Bedard. Forget him. I figured out how you can end your offseason as the top team in the National League [...]

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For Now, A Brian Roberts Rumor!

Posted by Bad Kermit
January 9, 2008

I’m trying to get a post up this afternoon, but for now, let’s get all excited about a likely-inaccurate rumor regarding Brian Roberts being traded to the Cubs for Sean Gallagher, Sean Marshall, and Ronny Cedeno.
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