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Fucking Cocksucker of the Day: Roger Clemens

Posted by Mean Uncle Lee
April 29, 2008

Well, Roger, we all knew you were a fucking cocksucker. You’ve been a ‘roided-up, self-centered hired gun prick for your entire career. You’ve played for the Red Sox and the Yankees, two of the most hated fucking franchises in all of baseball. And now, we find out that you’re a fucking pedophile. [...]

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Greg, You’re the Best…Around

Posted by Bad Kermit
February 20, 2008

With baseball villain Roger Clemens digging a deeper and deeper grave for himself, one happy thought has been running through my mind. If Clemens’ is guilty of using performance-enhancing drugs, that makes Greg Maddux the greatest pitcher of the modern era.

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Friday Night Fukudome: Roger Clemens vs. Brian McNamee

Posted by Bad Kermit
February 15, 2008

You’ve read the stories (or you haven’t). You watched the hearing (or you didn’t). You’re hoping Clemens gets enough rope to hang himself with enough left over to tie Schilling to a railroad track. The only problem is that the guy who’s handing him the rope is only slightly more believable.
Both of [...]

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Friday Night Fukudome: Barry Bonds vs. Roger Clemens

Posted by Bad Kermit
January 4, 2008

After Roger Clemens’ utterly ridiculous denial of his alleged steroid abuse (It took you THAT long to come up with the exact same story Tejada came up with, Roger? Really?), I got to wondering whether Clemens has usurped Barry Bonds’ long-held position as my least favorite baseball player.
Bonds:

Was once made to look a bitch [...]