Muskbaggery
This week’s Muskbag is chock full of personal questions, propositions, and SAM FULD. Hurray!
Sweet Uncle Lou’s Friday Roundup: The “But It’s Only Wednesday” Edition
Kermit is going out of town tonight and staying out of town until Monday, so the whole HJE gang is allowed take a breather if they want to. I can’t speak for Mike D., but I’m going to take advantage of it. But I wouldn’t dare leave you idiots without anything to read [...]
Those Brewers Fans Really Know How to Celebrate
There’s nothing like a little successful baseball to bring out the money-grubbing douchebags. Why bother inventing something original when you can throw together a stupid catchphrase having to do with your favorite team (vaguely enough so they can’t sue the hell out of you), slap it on a sign, and sell it to a [...]
Sweet Uncle Lou’s Friday Roundup: The “Well, That Was Easy” Edition
Okay, what the hell was that? Other than the first game of the four-game set with the Brewers, that series was easier than convincing Stevie Eyre to take just one more bite. Remember how the Brewers fans and even most of the writers in Chicago were saying we’d be “lucky” to get out [...]
Friday Night Fukudome: Sean Gallagher vs. Tom Gorzelanny
Today’s matchup of goofy-looking pitchers ended with Sean Gallagher besting Tom Gorzelanny as the Cubs cruised to a 7-4 victory. Who will win in the Fukudome, though?
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The Top 79 Cub Killers of My Time #65: Jason “Has the Genitals of a” Kendall
Oh, Jason Kendall. Unlike a lot of other people, I actually didn’t mind it when the Cubs acquired you last summer. For one thing, at least you could catch the damn ball behind the plate. For another, it meant that there was no chance the Cubs would have to pitch against you. [...]
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