Magic Number Countdown: 11
11 more wins. That’s all the Cubs need to collect to make the unthinkable thinkable and to set off what will be the most ridiculous party in the history of the city of Chicago. You know HJE has a plan to count this down in style. Below are my top eleven moments [...]
Friday Night Fukudome: Hoffpauir vs. Pie vs. Ward
If my calculations are correct, there are going to be two roster slots available for the Cubs’ three left-handed hitting outfielders. Let’s let the Fukudome decide who should go to the NLDS (hint, look how happy Daryle looks, you heartless bastards!). You can select two of the three choices.
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Micah Hoffpauir
Felix Pie
Daryle Ward
Sweet Uncle Lou’s Friday Roundup: The “Someday is Today” Edition
First off, Kermit wanted me to let you know that he has the three most important Cubs songs that you need to know before the postseason starts posted in the sidebar now. I don’t even know what a sidebar is. Commie. You guys like how we gave the Brewers a scintilla of [...]
A Very Special, Completely Lucid Muskbag!
Nah, just kidding. It’s dumb again. That’s 1,023 horrible questions in a row, if you’re keeping track. Of course, if you are, you’re dumber than a Muskbag. I only do it because it’s my job. My free job.
Did You Guys Get TWO Past the Goalie in This Week’s Muskbag?
This may have already been discussed in the Shoutbox while I was recovering from the rooftop game, but I’m pretty sure not one, but two Sons of Jim Essian got questions into this week’s Muskbag. Meaning it’s the greatest Muskbag ever. Shall we?
The Scent of Muskbag
Like moths to a flame, we return to the Muskbag. If you don’t believe these things can keep getting increasingly more stupid, prepare to be amazed.
The Mailbag: A Very Special “There Are Cubs Fans in the Midwest!” Edition
If you haven’t seen it yet, the latest Mailbag is delightful. It’s like watching a bunch of six-year-olds playing soccer. They’re doing it wrong. Everyone knows they’re doing it wrong. You want to tell them they’re doing it wrong, but you know they won’t understand, anyhow. So you just sit [...]
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