A Very Special “Ivy Chat” Muskbag; No, LITERALLY
Thank God these Muskbags are a weekly affair. If they weren’t, we would have had to listen to three ivy questions in one Muskbag instead of listening to one ivy question each of the last three weeks. PROGRESS! Time for the Muskbaggery:
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Here? In Chicago? Why, I Didn’t Even Know They Still Had a Team!
LOU PINIELLA enters a room where a party is taking place. The party-goers look rich and snobby. Lou appears as though he has just been thrown out of a bar, which he has. Lou has crashed the party for one purpose and one purpose only. To win back the love of [...]
The Scent of Muskbag
Like moths to a flame, we return to the Muskbag. If you don’t believe these things can keep getting increasingly more stupid, prepare to be amazed.
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Fuk the Two Hole
It’s time, Lou. I know you’re going to tinker with lineups all year. With Dusty, that characteristic was annoying, because he could never figure out the right one. With you, I suspect you’ll get the lineup right sooner rather than later. Now is the time to take advantage, though, Lou. [...]
Mailbag Time, Fuk-u-do-me Style
There isn’t a chance that the Muskrat can make it through this week’s mailbag without saying many stupid things. It’s about a Japanese player with a sexually suggestive name. COME ON! The Q&A is in quotes (Carrie’s answers in bold), as always, but this week I’m letting Lou crank out the responses. [...]
Mad Lou: Beyond Fukudome
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Fuku, Rest of NL Central!
The Cubs made their smartest free agent acquisition in years Tuesday night, acquiring a top-of-the-order hitter with power and defensive skills in Kosuke Fukudome. If Jim Hendry does nothing for the rest of the offseason, he’s done well. If he gets Brian Roberts, he’s forgiven for Macias, Neifi, LaTroy, and Estes.
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Fukudome U.S.-Bound, Water Wet, Mariotti a Hack
Well, gee-fucking-whiz. Looks like Kosuke Fukudome is heading to the United States to play baseball in these here Major Leagues during the 2008 season. The most obvious cover-up since Alex Rodriguez claimed he didn’t like trannies is over. Everyone who voted against MLB Fukudome in last week’s Friday Night Fukudome loses ten [...]
Winter Meetings Day Three: The Fukudome Hostage Crisis
Cubs GM Jim Hendry hasn’t done much so far in the Winter Meetings. I blame the make-your-own omelet station. What little he has done, though (dumping Ohman and Infante on the Braves) has been good. Here are the rumors swirling:
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