A Very Special “Ivy Chat” Muskbag; No, LITERALLY
Thank God these Muskbags are a weekly affair. If they weren’t, we would have had to listen to three ivy questions in one Muskbag instead of listening to one ivy question each of the last three weeks. PROGRESS! Time for the Muskbaggery:
Ryan Theriot Proves that Anyone Can Have a Mailbag
I guess my good friend PAUL SULLIVAN must have lost my phone number. He had a perfect opportunity to give his old pal Bad Kermit an opportunity to berate a bunch of dopey Cubs fans, and he wasted it on Ryan Theriot (be sure to check out the post-Mailbag comments; brilliant!). Fortunately, the [...]
Shout(box)ing from the Rooftops…
Aspiring comedian Ryan Dempster probably got a little bit of a lift from the hilarity ensuing just past the left field wall (and across the street) at Brixen Ivy, the well-situated and acousticophobic rooftop on Waveland Ave. Dempster picked up another Wrigley Field win as regular Shoutboxers, Desipiots and some of their wives and [...]
Friday Night Fukudome: Jim Edmonds vs. Gary Gaetti
God help us all, Jim Edmonds is awesome. Is he Gary Gaetti awesome, though?
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Jim Edmonds
Gary Gaetti
Okay, Since NOT Taking Batting Practice Didn’t Work…
Since HJE has insider access that even the cameras don’t have, allow me to present this scene which unfolded prior to last night’s game in Arizona.
You’re an Episode of The Hills, Tony
Ah, Tony LaRussa. It’s always entertaining playing the Cardinals, because Tony the fucking drama queen is always ready, willing, and able to make a mountain out of a molehill. The latest victim of Tony’s attention-grabbing bullshit is the suddenly-much-more-lovable Jim Edmonds. Over the weekend, Edmonds sparred with his former manager through the [...]
The Scent of Muskbag
Like moths to a flame, we return to the Muskbag. If you don’t believe these things can keep getting increasingly more stupid, prepare to be amazed.
Sweet Uncle Lou’s Friday Roundup: The “Old-Timey Baseball Magorium” Edition
Good day, fine gentlemen, from the fantabulous confines of the baseballmagorium! First, I would like to thank Poon for the picture that sits before you. The citizen did a terrificous job of capturing his screen during yesterday’s baseball match. It is your Sweet Uncle Lou speaking to you once again on this [...]
B126 #1B: Jim “I Wish You Were D”Edmonds
Congratulations, Jim Edmonds! You haven’t played a single game as a Chicago Cub. You haven’t pissed and moaned about a single called third strike in blue pinstripes. You haven’t taken a circuitous route and a completely unnecessary dive to catch a single fly ball as a home player in front of the [...]
Things You Should Know About Jim Edmonds (Just in Case)
If the Cubs do end up signing Jim Edmonds today, as the rumors suggest will happen, there is one (and ONLY one) good thing that will come of the signing. Because of the Edmonds rumors, RV directed me to this gold mine, a St. Louis Magazine article about Edmonds’ restaurant. If you dipped [...]
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